Boy: Hi Miss, tubig ka ba?
Girl: Tao ako, tanga ka ba? Hindi ba halata? Kakausapin mo ba ko kung tubig ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sayo e.
Boy: Ganun ba? Ano na lang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo?
Girl: Alam ko na yan e. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo "Match tayo"
Boy: Tanga! Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala ka bang posporong nagsasalita? Kaya walang nanliligaw sayo eh..
12.30.2011
12.29.2011
San Ka Babe?
GF: Babe. Ano gawa mo ?
BF: Wala naman. Ito pagod at inaantok na , ikaw babe?
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GF: Ito nasa club. Pinagmamasdan ka.
BF: Wala naman. Ito pagod at inaantok na , ikaw babe?
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GF: Ito nasa club. Pinagmamasdan ka.
11.15.2011
Don't Let Anyone Hold The Pen
When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.
11.11.2011
Meant To Be The Love of Your Life
A guy out there was meant to be the love of you life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid $8 to see it. He'll call to say goodnight, or just because he is missing you. He'll look in your eyes and tell you, you're the most beautiful girl, in the world, and, for the first time in your life, you'll believe it.
Consistency
You don't actually need labels in relationships, what you need is consistency. You just need to know that they're not going to wake up in the morning and feel differently.
11.10.2011
The Reality Of Being Just Friends
It's really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always have. To treat someone as ordinary when in fact he's very special. To keep calm, though you're obviously jealous. To move on on your own, with an empty and totally wounded heart. To smile even in deep pain. To let go of the person you dreamt forever with. To accept the reality of being just friends and to give up everything though inside, you still wanna try.
Where It Is You're Going
In life we do things. Some we wish we had never done. Some we wish we could replay a million times in our heads. But they all make us who we are, and in the end they shape every detail about us. If we were to reverse any of them we wouldn't be the person we are. So just life, make mistakes, have wonderful memories, but never ever second guess who you are, where you have been, and most importantly where it is you're going.
Like My Dad
Sometimes I wish he'd be like my dad. Always scared to lose me even though he knows I belong to him from the start.
No Corners
Loyal and honest boys are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately the earth has no corners.
Most Playful Element
Time is the most playful element because it lengthens the minutes when you wait, and rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.
Never Ending Excuses
Sometimes reasons are not really reasons. Sometimes they are just stupid, nonsense and never ending excuses.
Eclipse Happens
Maybe love is like the sun and the moon. They are not meant for now but sooner they will be. Eclipse happens right?
Makasalanang Mata
Hindi kasalanan ng isang tao na pag-usapan siya, problema na yun ng mga makasalanang mata na hindi muna inaalam ang kwento sa likod ng mga nakikita nila.
Missing Someone Badly
It feels sad to miss someone badly. Especially when both of you shared an unforgettable memory. It's so sad not to feel the presence of that someone. It burns your heart with all that sadness and longing. With all that burden you're going through, you though your someone also misses you but only to find out that the someone you knew was enjoying the time without you.
Once Made You Happy
The hardest person to get over with is the one you never had, but once made you happy.
When You Begin To Care
Love starts when you begin to care when you miss someone for no permanent reason. That love give's life satisfaction and personal delight. But what's most seen in love is you risk your self to be fooled and get hurt just to feel a simple completeness.
You Will Never Let Him Fall
Trust is like the feeling of a 1-year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs because he knows you will never let him fall.
Parang Kandidato
Ang puso parang kandidato. Kung hindi tama ang susi, hindi ka talaga makakapasok.
LESSON: Huwag mong ipilit ang sarili mo sa taong hindi ka gusto.
DAPAT GAWIN: Maghintay sa taong nararapat sa pagmamahal mo.
HINDI DAPAT: Hindi ka dapat magalit sa taong nanakit saýo.
INSTEAD gawin mo siyang inspirasyon para tibayan ang loob mo.
ADVICE: Don't cry for someone who doesn't deserve your tears.
LESSON: Huwag mong ipilit ang sarili mo sa taong hindi ka gusto.
DAPAT GAWIN: Maghintay sa taong nararapat sa pagmamahal mo.
HINDI DAPAT: Hindi ka dapat magalit sa taong nanakit saýo.
INSTEAD gawin mo siyang inspirasyon para tibayan ang loob mo.
ADVICE: Don't cry for someone who doesn't deserve your tears.
No Rewinds
Don't miss the chances that life is giving you to spend with people you love. Remember, when it comes to life, there are no rewinds.
Let It Come From Your Heart
For whatever choice you are about to make in this lifetime, always remember one thing: Let it come from your heart.
GREAT FACTS
1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship where in one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
4. They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
5. The human brain functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year until you fall for someone.
2. Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship where in one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
4. They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
5. The human brain functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year until you fall for someone.
An Intellectual Act
Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone.
Someone Important To Protect
A person becomes stronger not because he knows a lot of special techniques but because he has someone very important to protect.
Not Everything Stays Forever
Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for, just so you can have them longer.
The Way Forget Us
In time, we will realize that there are people who are unworthy of our sacrifices after all, we just have to forget them, just like the way they forget us.
Stolen Shots
Attitude us like posting for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others but stolen shots are better because it captures who we really are.
For All The Wrong Reasons
Don't wait for the moment of regret to realize that everything you wanted and dreamed of has left you for all the wrong reasons.
Invention of Pillow
The invention of pillow exemplifies a person's need to be with someone. The need to rest your head on someone's shoulder. The need for something soft when life gets too hard.
There is Always Someone Who Loves You
Don't give up on love because there is always someone who loves you even if it's not the person you we're hoping for.
To Be Accepted
Don't try to understand everything coz sometimes it is not meant to be understood but rather to be accepted.
Twists and Turns
Things in life move with twists and turns. And they happen with valid reasons. So if you doubt why something happens to you, stick to this: "We can never learn to be brave and strong if the only thing in this world is happiness."
10.30.2011
He's not perfect.
He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist, but there's always on guy that is perfect for you.
A man I will never forget
“We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I’ve witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I’ve seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget.” ~V for Vendetta
Have you ever been in love?
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up a whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ or ‘how very perceptive’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love. ” ~ The character “Rose Walker” in The Sandman #65
Edward Cullen is a Vampire
Edward Cullen is not a vampire.
he lives in the woods,
he doesn't kill humans,
& he glitters when he's in the sun...
the dude is obviously a fairy.
he lives in the woods,
he doesn't kill humans,
& he glitters when he's in the sun...
the dude is obviously a fairy.
10.25.2011
Pag Dalawang Buwan Na
Girl: Sasagutin kita pag dalawang buwan na..
Boy: Sige maghihintay ako..
(after 2 months)
Boy: Sassagutin mo na ba ako?
Girl: Tumingin ka sa bintana..
Boy: (tumingin nga)
Girl: Ilang buwan ang nakikita mo?
Boy: Isa
Girl: O, isa lang pala eh.. sabi ko pag dalawang buwan na! Tanga!
Boy: Sige maghihintay ako..
(after 2 months)
Boy: Sassagutin mo na ba ako?
Girl: Tumingin ka sa bintana..
Boy: (tumingin nga)
Girl: Ilang buwan ang nakikita mo?
Boy: Isa
Girl: O, isa lang pala eh.. sabi ko pag dalawang buwan na! Tanga!
Manok Na Nakatali
Hindi porke taken na siya di na siya pwedeng makuha, tandaan: "Mas madaling hulihin ang manok na nakatali. Huwag ka lang papahuli sa may-ari."
10.21.2011
Time, Heart, and Behavior
Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in your life, but your behavior decide who will stay in your life.
It Will Be Alright
I've realized one thing about life. You can never escape pain, but at least you can choose between doing what is right or believing it will be alright.
Life is Very Short
Life is very short. So break your silly ego, forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, and never avoid anything that makes you happy.
Makita Ang Future
Sana may power akong makita ang future. Para kung halimbawa man na hindi ako yung mapapangasawa niya, kilala ko na kung sino ang ililigpit ko.
99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS
HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate nice boy!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
10.20.2011
Noynoy VS. Bongbong
BONGBONG: can we talk?
NOYNOY: who you?
BONGBONG: kapal mo! you deleted my number na?
NOYNOY: kupal ka pala eh. sino ka ba?
BONGBONG: gago! senator BONGBONG here.
NOYNOY: tae ka! why would i have your #?
BONGBONG: di ka ba talaga pwedeng makausap nang matino?
NOYNOY: di tayo close, you know that!
BONGBONG: ulol! we have a lot of things in common, tandaan mo ‘yan.
NOYNOY: magkaiba tayo.
BONGBONG: ‘di ah! pangalan pa lang natin, pareho na! bong-bong! noy-noy!
NOYNOY: tanga! anong pareho dun!? magkaiba ‘yon. ferdinand ka, benigno ako.
BONGBONG: see? kapangalan pa natin ang ating mga ama.
NOYNOY: bobo! junior ka, the third ako. malaki ang difference no’n.
BONGBONG: pati sa mga kapatid natin, may similarity tayo. ‘yong panganay naming si ate IMEE: saksakan nang ‘tigas ng ulo noong dalaga. kapag nagustuhan ang lalaki, nagrerebelde.
NOYNOY: sira! hindi ganun ang panganay naming si ate ballsy.
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha! sinong may sabing si ballsy ang tinutukoy ko?
NOYNOY: huwag mong idamay si viel, tahimik ‘yon.
BONGBONG: sige na nga. regards na lang kay kris. joke!
NOYNOY: namemersonal ka na!
BONGBONG: ikaw ang nagsimula!
NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”
NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!
NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!
NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!
NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!
NOYNOY: teka nga! bakit ka ba text nang text?
BONGBONG: eh bakit reply ka nang reply?
NOYNOY: ano ba talagang gusto mo?
BONGBONG: simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.
NOYNOY: that’s not for me to decide.
BONGBONG: i’m not surprised.
NOYNOY: what do you mean?
BONGBONG: wushuuu! aminin mo, hindi naman talaga ikaw ang nagdedecide sa government kundi ang mga taong nakapaligid sa ‘yo eh!
NOYNOY: that’s democracy.
BONGBONG: that’s weakness.
NOYNOY: hindi ako diktador!
BONGBONG: oops, i’m sorry mr. symbolic president.
NOYNOY: sumusobra ka na! ang pagiging sobra ang dahilan kung bakit kayo pinalayas ng people power sa edsa. you’re way out of line!
BONGBONG: out of line??? no! we’re so back! isa sa senado, isa sa kamara at isang gobernadora.
NOYNOY: WALANG STATE BURIAL!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha, now you’re talking! fine!
NOYNOY: tapusin na natin ‘tong usapang ‘to. stop txting me!
BONGBONG: agad? i’m just warming up.
NOYNOY: maghanap ka ng kausap mo.
BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?
Silence.. (Note: BONGBONG Marcos didn’t reply. An aide said, “Na-check operator services po si Sir.”)
NOYNOY: who you?
BONGBONG: kapal mo! you deleted my number na?
NOYNOY: kupal ka pala eh. sino ka ba?
BONGBONG: gago! senator BONGBONG here.
NOYNOY: tae ka! why would i have your #?
BONGBONG: di ka ba talaga pwedeng makausap nang matino?
NOYNOY: di tayo close, you know that!
BONGBONG: ulol! we have a lot of things in common, tandaan mo ‘yan.
NOYNOY: magkaiba tayo.
BONGBONG: ‘di ah! pangalan pa lang natin, pareho na! bong-bong! noy-noy!
NOYNOY: tanga! anong pareho dun!? magkaiba ‘yon. ferdinand ka, benigno ako.
BONGBONG: see? kapangalan pa natin ang ating mga ama.
NOYNOY: bobo! junior ka, the third ako. malaki ang difference no’n.
BONGBONG: pati sa mga kapatid natin, may similarity tayo. ‘yong panganay naming si ate IMEE: saksakan nang ‘tigas ng ulo noong dalaga. kapag nagustuhan ang lalaki, nagrerebelde.
NOYNOY: sira! hindi ganun ang panganay naming si ate ballsy.
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha! sinong may sabing si ballsy ang tinutukoy ko?
NOYNOY: huwag mong idamay si viel, tahimik ‘yon.
BONGBONG: sige na nga. regards na lang kay kris. joke!
NOYNOY: namemersonal ka na!
BONGBONG: ikaw ang nagsimula!
NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”
NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!
NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!
NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!
NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!
NOYNOY: teka nga! bakit ka ba text nang text?
BONGBONG: eh bakit reply ka nang reply?
NOYNOY: ano ba talagang gusto mo?
BONGBONG: simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.
NOYNOY: that’s not for me to decide.
BONGBONG: i’m not surprised.
NOYNOY: what do you mean?
BONGBONG: wushuuu! aminin mo, hindi naman talaga ikaw ang nagdedecide sa government kundi ang mga taong nakapaligid sa ‘yo eh!
NOYNOY: that’s democracy.
BONGBONG: that’s weakness.
NOYNOY: hindi ako diktador!
BONGBONG: oops, i’m sorry mr. symbolic president.
NOYNOY: sumusobra ka na! ang pagiging sobra ang dahilan kung bakit kayo pinalayas ng people power sa edsa. you’re way out of line!
BONGBONG: out of line??? no! we’re so back! isa sa senado, isa sa kamara at isang gobernadora.
NOYNOY: WALANG STATE BURIAL!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha, now you’re talking! fine!
NOYNOY: tapusin na natin ‘tong usapang ‘to. stop txting me!
BONGBONG: agad? i’m just warming up.
NOYNOY: maghanap ka ng kausap mo.
BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?
Silence.. (Note: BONGBONG Marcos didn’t reply. An aide said, “Na-check operator services po si Sir.”)
Ang matinong boyfriend:
1: NAGSESELOS - Kasi nga takot na maagaw ka.
2: NAGAGALIT - Kasi may kasalanan ka.
3. HINDI NAGREREPLY- Kasi ayaw n'ya ng humaba ang away.
4: NAGTATAMPO- Kasi gusto niya ng lambing mo.
5: NAGSOSORRY - Kasi nagsisisi na siya.
At higit sa lahat...
6: INIIYAKAN KA - KASI MAHAL KA NIYA TALAGA.
2: NAGAGALIT - Kasi may kasalanan ka.
3. HINDI NAGREREPLY- Kasi ayaw n'ya ng humaba ang away.
4: NAGTATAMPO- Kasi gusto niya ng lambing mo.
5: NAGSOSORRY - Kasi nagsisisi na siya.
At higit sa lahat...
6: INIIYAKAN KA - KASI MAHAL KA NIYA TALAGA.
Umuulan Ba Sa Labas
INAY: Anak, umuulan ba sa labas?
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ANAK: Nay, sa tanda niyong yan.. Kelan pa umulan sa loob? Duh!
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ANAK: Nay, sa tanda niyong yan.. Kelan pa umulan sa loob? Duh!
Pass
(Juan at Pedro sa PINOY HENYO)
(Pinapahula: KUTSILYO)
Juan: Bagay ba ito?
Pedro: Oo!
Juan: Nakikita sa bahay?
Pedro: Oo! Oo!
Juan: Nakikita sa kusina?
Pedro: OO! OO! MY GOSH! OO!
Juan: Ummm... panghiwa ng sibuyas?
Pedro: OO! OO! OO! OO!
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Juan: PASS!
(Pinapahula: KUTSILYO)
Juan: Bagay ba ito?
Pedro: Oo!
Juan: Nakikita sa bahay?
Pedro: Oo! Oo!
Juan: Nakikita sa kusina?
Pedro: OO! OO! MY GOSH! OO!
Juan: Ummm... panghiwa ng sibuyas?
Pedro: OO! OO! OO! OO!
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Juan: PASS!
Patay Na Patay
Gal: Saan tayo date sa Valentines?
Boy: Sa sementeryo!
Gal: Bakit dun?
Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sayo.
Boy: Sa sementeryo!
Gal: Bakit dun?
Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sayo.
Really Attractive
Pedro: Alam mo Rosa, ...
Rosa: Ano yun?
Pedro: Your eyes are really attractive..
Rosa: Talaga?
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Pedro: Oo, they attract each other!
Rosa: Ano yun?
Pedro: Your eyes are really attractive..
Rosa: Talaga?
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Pedro: Oo, they attract each other!
Dahan-dahan
Dahan-dahan ka sa pagpili ng taong GUSTO mo,
Baka hindi mo alam..
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malampasan mo ang taong talagang para sa'yo.
Baka hindi mo alam..
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malampasan mo ang taong talagang para sa'yo.
10.16.2011
Humanity
What surprised me the most about Humanity is,
“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.” - Dalai Lama
“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.” - Dalai Lama
45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
...4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.
You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love
10.15.2011
4 Laws for Lifetime
#1: Always make your FUTURE greater than your PAST.
#2: Always make your CONTRIBUTION greater than your REWARD.
#3: Always make your PERFORMANCE greater than your PREPARATION.
#4: Always make your GRATITUDE greater than your SUCCESS.
Enjoy the gift of life.
#2: Always make your CONTRIBUTION greater than your REWARD.
#3: Always make your PERFORMANCE greater than your PREPARATION.
#4: Always make your GRATITUDE greater than your SUCCESS.
Enjoy the gift of life.
Marunong Magtiwala At Umunawa
Ang isang relasyon ay hindi binubuo ng isang libong pangako o isang libong kondisyon. Itoý pinatatatag ng dalawang klase ng tao: isang marunong magtiwala at isang marunong umunawa.
We're Just Friends
Shakespeare said:
"A boy and a girl can never be friends forever."
Lincoln said:
"Friendship is the start for what u call love."
Wordsworth said:
"Proposing a boy or a girl for friendship is nothing but indirectly saying i like you."
Jackie Chan said:
"Love is an everlasting friendship."
Michael Jackson said:
"If one can become your bestfriend, then he/she can easily become your life's partner."
-->>this is for all those guys/girls hu say..
"Were just friends"
"A boy and a girl can never be friends forever."
Lincoln said:
"Friendship is the start for what u call love."
Wordsworth said:
"Proposing a boy or a girl for friendship is nothing but indirectly saying i like you."
Jackie Chan said:
"Love is an everlasting friendship."
Michael Jackson said:
"If one can become your bestfriend, then he/she can easily become your life's partner."
-->>this is for all those guys/girls hu say..
"Were just friends"
Dear LOVE
NAKAKALOKONG LETTER NI BOY.
Dear LOVE,
Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli.
Sumulat ako dahil may ballpen at papel ako.
Alam mong crush kita, hindi yung crush sa eroplano kundi crush sa puso.
Hindi puso ng saging kundi puso ng tao.
Kaligayahan mo, Kaligayahan ko.
Kalungkutan mo, Kalungkutan ko.
Kamatayan mo, Solohin mo.
Ano ako baliw na sasama sayo?
Kung gusto mo akong sulatan eto address ko:
"Blind Sreet Di Makita Hanapin City"
- Nagmamahal
na ang bigas sa Palengke.
Dear LOVE,
Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli.
Sumulat ako dahil may ballpen at papel ako.
Alam mong crush kita, hindi yung crush sa eroplano kundi crush sa puso.
Hindi puso ng saging kundi puso ng tao.
Kaligayahan mo, Kaligayahan ko.
Kalungkutan mo, Kalungkutan ko.
Kamatayan mo, Solohin mo.
Ano ako baliw na sasama sayo?
Kung gusto mo akong sulatan eto address ko:
"Blind Sreet Di Makita Hanapin City"
- Nagmamahal
na ang bigas sa Palengke.
Emotions That Weakens The Organs
An information that should be read by all of us. Specific emotions that weakens organs in the body:
ANGER weakens the liver,
GRIEF weakens the lungs,
WORRY weakens the stomach,
STRESS weakens the heart and brain, and
FEAR fails the kidney.
So stay happy. Look good, feel good and do good.
ANGER weakens the liver,
GRIEF weakens the lungs,
WORRY weakens the stomach,
STRESS weakens the heart and brain, and
FEAR fails the kidney.
So stay happy. Look good, feel good and do good.
my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl!
(A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge… so he stopped..)
Biker: What are you doing?
Girl: Committing suicide!
Biker: Well.. before you die i wish to i kiss you..
Girl : Ok..
(after kissing..)
Biker: Wow! that was da best kiss in my life… but why are you committing suicide?
Girl: Because my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl!
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE!
Biker: What are you doing?
Girl: Committing suicide!
Biker: Well.. before you die i wish to i kiss you..
Girl : Ok..
(after kissing..)
Biker: Wow! that was da best kiss in my life… but why are you committing suicide?
Girl: Because my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl!
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE!
Talking To God
Talking to God is like talking to a friend on the telephone. We may not see Him on the other end but we know He is listening.
Í'll Love But Never This Way Again
Because of love I've experienced many things in life. It made me weak. It made me strong. I learned to wait, to give way, to accept.
I've been hurt so many times. It made me move on and motivated me to let go. One thing's for sure, even if Ive experienced pain, I believe that I will love again, but never this way again.
I've been hurt so many times. It made me move on and motivated me to let go. One thing's for sure, even if Ive experienced pain, I believe that I will love again, but never this way again.
Anything To Keep You Around
You don't need complicated set of rules to find a good person to love you. If a person loves you they'll do anything to keep you around.
10.13.2011
Para Sa Prinsipyo
“Ang tunay na lalaki hindi sumasali sa fraternity para lang masabing astig siya. Sumasali siya para sa prinsipyo. Hindi para sa hazing at pagmamayabang.”
Jack And Jill
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in s large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
In short:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
In short:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Titiradurin Ko Ang Buwan!
Sa Mental Hospital..
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: "Titiradurin ko ang buwan!"
Doctor: Mags-stay ka pa ng 5 buwan!
*5 months later*
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: Uuwi nako samin.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magt-trabaho ako.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Manliligaw ako ng babae.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magpapakasal kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Maghahanimun kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Hihiga kami sa kama.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Huhubarin ko damit, bra at panty niya.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Kukunin ko yung garter tapos gagawin kong tirador. At titiradurin ko ang buwan
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: "Titiradurin ko ang buwan!"
Doctor: Mags-stay ka pa ng 5 buwan!
*5 months later*
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: Uuwi nako samin.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magt-trabaho ako.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Manliligaw ako ng babae.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magpapakasal kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Maghahanimun kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Hihiga kami sa kama.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Huhubarin ko damit, bra at panty niya.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Kukunin ko yung garter tapos gagawin kong tirador. At titiradurin ko ang buwan
Papanindigan nya yung gusto NIYA.
Ang TUNAY na lalaki...
di poporma sa iba para lang makaiwas sa pang-aasar ng tropa.
Papanindigan nya yung gusto NIYA.
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DI KUNG SINO ANG TYPE NG TROPA NYA.
di poporma sa iba para lang makaiwas sa pang-aasar ng tropa.
Papanindigan nya yung gusto NIYA.
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DI KUNG SINO ANG TYPE NG TROPA NYA.
Parang Alarm Clock
Si Lord parang alarm clock yan.
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Magagalit ka pag ginising ka,
pero marerealize mo sa huli na kung wala sya hanggang ngayon natutulog ka pa rin.:)
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Magagalit ka pag ginising ka,
pero marerealize mo sa huli na kung wala sya hanggang ngayon natutulog ka pa rin.:)
Walang Tiwala
Kahit anong klaseng paliwanag na ikaw ang nasa TAMA,
kung wala naman siyang TIWALA,
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hindi din siya MANINIWALA
kung wala naman siyang TIWALA,
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hindi din siya MANINIWALA
Sana Thesis Na Lang Ako
Sana naging THESIS na lang ako. Kailangan mo akong gawan ng PROPOSAL. Kapag naapprove na, tuwing gabi hindi ka makakatulog kakaisip sa'kin. Buong oras mo ay nasa akin. At pagdating ng takdang panahon, kahit may ERROR sa'kin, handa mo akong iDEFEND sa mga PANELIST na ang tanging alam ay hanapan ako ng MALI.
His Girlfriend is the Best
A real boyfriend knows how to value a relationship. No matter how many girls may come, he doesn't care. Because for him, his girlfriend is the BEST.
Attitude and Intents
God's concern is not the length of our prayer or the correctness of our language, but the attitude and intents of our minds and hearts.
Tree Full Of Fruits
They throw you stones because you are a good tree full of fruits. They see a lot of harvest in you. Don't go down to their level by throwing them back the stones they threw at you, but throw them your FRUITS so the seeds of your SELF may INSPIRE them to change their ways.
You Are There For A Reason
God has put you where you are right now for a reason. You are there to bless, to inspire, and to create a positive influence. You are there because God can use you to be Hid hand, feet and mouth to carry out His work. Continue to be a blessing always on everything you do.
Better Umbrella
Heavy rains are just like challenges in LIFE. Remember, never ask for a lighter rain, just pray for a better umbrella.
When Love Falls Out
No one is really afraid to fall in love so much. We're just afraid of the feeling that follows when love falls out.
Live a Life of Love
Love means living the way God commanded us to live. As you have heard from the beginning, his command is this, Live a life of love. - John 1:6
Namagnet Ako!
Pinilit kong maging BAKAL ang puso ko. Hindi ko naman alam , gawa pala sa MAGNET yang sa'yo. Ayan tuloy, namagnet ako.
Rush
INA: Bakit mo iniuwi dito sa bahay yang trabaho mo?
ANAK: Rush po to nay eh.
INA: Bwisit ka! Ikaw lang ang EMBALSAMADOR na naguuwi ng trabaho!
ANAK: Rush po to nay eh.
INA: Bwisit ka! Ikaw lang ang EMBALSAMADOR na naguuwi ng trabaho!
10.07.2011
Your Time is Limited
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” - Steve Jobs’ Stanford Commencement Address
You Can Love
"When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look into the reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or our family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change. " - Thich Nhat Hanh
The Ten Secrets of Life
THE FIRST SECRET
The Power of Thought.
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize him or her when you meet him or her.
THE SECOND SECRET
The Power of Respect.
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself: "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself: "What do I respect about them?"
THE THIRD SECRET
The Power of Giving.
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.
THE FOURTH SECRET
The Power of Friendship.
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.
THE FIFTH SECRET
The Power of Touch.
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.
THE SIXTH SECRET
The Power of Letting Go.
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't it never was." Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts, and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. "Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me-today is the beginning of a new life."
THE SEVENTH SECRET
The Power of Communication.
When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: "I Love You." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and. .. why are you waiting?
THE EIGHTH SECRET
The Power of Commitment.
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.
THE NINTH SECRET
The Power of Passion.
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone, it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.
THE TENTH SECRET
The Power of Trust.
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels trapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself: "Do I trust them completely and unreservedly?" If the answer is "no", then you must think very carefully before you make any type of a commitment.
~Author Unknown~
The Power of Thought.
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize him or her when you meet him or her.
THE SECOND SECRET
The Power of Respect.
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself: "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself: "What do I respect about them?"
THE THIRD SECRET
The Power of Giving.
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.
THE FOURTH SECRET
The Power of Friendship.
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.
THE FIFTH SECRET
The Power of Touch.
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.
THE SIXTH SECRET
The Power of Letting Go.
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't it never was." Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts, and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. "Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me-today is the beginning of a new life."
THE SEVENTH SECRET
The Power of Communication.
When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: "I Love You." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and. .. why are you waiting?
THE EIGHTH SECRET
The Power of Commitment.
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.
THE NINTH SECRET
The Power of Passion.
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone, it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.
THE TENTH SECRET
The Power of Trust.
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels trapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself: "Do I trust them completely and unreservedly?" If the answer is "no", then you must think very carefully before you make any type of a commitment.
~Author Unknown~
Taking The First Step
"Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase." - Martin Luther King Jr.
Silence of Our Friends
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God.
When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
10.05.2011
A Week Without God
A week without God would be:
Sinday
Mournday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Fightday
Shatterday
Remember: 7 days without God makes one Weak
Sinday
Mournday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Fightday
Shatterday
Remember: 7 days without God makes one Weak
Abrelata Brasil
HOST: If you would have to change your religious beliefs, would you marry the man you love?
DIONISIA: If I would change my religious beliefs? Op kors. Yes. I can. It's only a religion. If the man that I marry is from religion 2? And I'm in religion 8? I can move to religion 2 which is cagayan valley. Abrelata Brasil!
DIONISIA: If I would change my religious beliefs? Op kors. Yes. I can. It's only a religion. If the man that I marry is from religion 2? And I'm in religion 8? I can move to religion 2 which is cagayan valley. Abrelata Brasil!
Exercise Tips
Always start your day with this exercise tips:
- Stretch your patience.
- Run miles of faith.
- Flex your love for God and others.
- Kick those worries away.
- Smile your heart out!
- Jump to good decisions and bend into right conclusions.
Everything In Nothing
The Lord hides everything in nothing. He hides a tree in a seed. He hides a butterfly in a cocoon. He hides a king in a shepherd boy. He hides a Savior in a baby. Aren't you excited to see what He's hiding in you? Be prepared for the Little and Big blessings that God will provide you in the coming days to show his love for you.
Have Fun Along The Way
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.
Appreciate What Remains
To be happy, sometimes you just have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward to what's coming next.
I Like The Way You Think
Sagutin muna bago tignan ang sagot.
Mga bugtong:
1. Mahaba't matigas, nang isubo'y kumatas.
2. Malaki at maumbok, hinihimas bago pumasok.
3. Malapad sa paningin, masarap pindutin.
4. Ibuka at higupin, singkitin bago kainin.
5. Ipinasok na lambutin, matigas ng hugutin.
6. Ang dulo'y mapula, puti ang ibinubuga.
Mga sagot:
1. Ice candy
2. Doorknob
3. Iphone
4. Tahong
5. Yelo
6. Yosi
Mga bugtong:
1. Mahaba't matigas, nang isubo'y kumatas.
2. Malaki at maumbok, hinihimas bago pumasok.
3. Malapad sa paningin, masarap pindutin.
4. Ibuka at higupin, singkitin bago kainin.
5. Ipinasok na lambutin, matigas ng hugutin.
6. Ang dulo'y mapula, puti ang ibinubuga.
Mga sagot:
1. Ice candy
2. Doorknob
3. Iphone
4. Tahong
5. Yelo
6. Yosi
Sending Failed
BREAK-UP STORY [Epekto ng Sending Failed]
She texted her BF..
G: Hi baby. :)
B: Hi, my love. ♥ (sending failed)
G: Are you there?
B: Yes babe, I'm here. (sending failed)
G: Hey! Are you ignoring me or what? >.<
B: Honey I'm not! I'm right here! (sending failed)
G: It's over! Don't you ever talk to me again!
B: Damn! Go to hell! (message sent)
She texted her BF..
G: Hi baby. :)
B: Hi, my love. ♥ (sending failed)
G: Are you there?
B: Yes babe, I'm here. (sending failed)
G: Hey! Are you ignoring me or what? >.<
B: Honey I'm not! I'm right here! (sending failed)
G: It's over! Don't you ever talk to me again!
B: Damn! Go to hell! (message sent)
Sad Story Of A Man
Last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me.
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work.
Even my colleagues did not greet me.
As I entered my office, my pretty secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss!"
I felt special.
She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
We went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK," I said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake and my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!!"
And I was waiting on the sofa.
I was.....NAKED.
My wife didn't wish me.
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work.
Even my colleagues did not greet me.
As I entered my office, my pretty secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss!"
I felt special.
She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
We went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK," I said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake and my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!!"
And I was waiting on the sofa.
I was.....NAKED.
Top 5 na Ikinaseselos ng mga Babae
#5 BASKETBALL. Tama bang unahin yun kaysa sa girlfriend?
#4 DOTA. Sige! Adik na eh!
#3 KA-TEXT NA GIRL. Dapat, girlfriend lang, wala ng epal!
#2 BARKADA. Hindi pa ba sila nagsasawa? Puro mukha na lang ng isa't isa ang nakikita nila.
#1 EX-GIRLFRIEND. Past is past, diba? Bakit nakikisahog pa? Ineentertain naman nung isa!
#4 DOTA. Sige! Adik na eh!
#3 KA-TEXT NA GIRL. Dapat, girlfriend lang, wala ng epal!
#2 BARKADA. Hindi pa ba sila nagsasawa? Puro mukha na lang ng isa't isa ang nakikita nila.
#1 EX-GIRLFRIEND. Past is past, diba? Bakit nakikisahog pa? Ineentertain naman nung isa!
10.02.2011
Sa Table Na Lang
EKSENA SA MCDO
Dalawang Pilosopo nag-uusap
Customer: Pa-order nga isang Cheeseburger, Fries at CokeFloat.
Cashier: Dito nyo po ba kakainin sir?
Customer: Ay di ba pede sa table nlang? Nakakahiya kung dito. Madami pang nakapila.
Cashier: Ah. Gusto nyo po sa table kumain. Gamit kayo ng plato sir, kadiri nman sa table kayo kakain..
Dalawang Pilosopo nag-uusap
Customer: Pa-order nga isang Cheeseburger, Fries at CokeFloat.
Cashier: Dito nyo po ba kakainin sir?
Customer: Ay di ba pede sa table nlang? Nakakahiya kung dito. Madami pang nakapila.
Cashier: Ah. Gusto nyo po sa table kumain. Gamit kayo ng plato sir, kadiri nman sa table kayo kakain..
Goodbye VS. Letting Go
What's the difference between
GOODBYE and LETTING GO?
Goodbye is...
"I'll see you again,
when I'm ready to hold your hand,
and you're ready to hold mine".
Letting go is...
"I'll miss your hand,
I realized it's not mine to hold,
And I will never hold it again".
GOODBYE and LETTING GO?
Goodbye is...
"I'll see you again,
when I'm ready to hold your hand,
and you're ready to hold mine".
Letting go is...
"I'll miss your hand,
I realized it's not mine to hold,
And I will never hold it again".
You Can't Please Everyone
You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak.
You drink, you’re an alcoholic.
You drink, you’re an alcoholic.
You don’t drink, you’re a pussy.
You read, you’re a nerd.
You don’t read, you’re stupid.
You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker.
You don’t tell a secret, you’re still an attention seeker.
You let someone in, you’re easy.
You dont let someone in, you’re too uptight.
You smoke, you think you’re cool.
You don’t smoke, you’re a loser.
You've had sex, you’re a slut.
You haven’t had sex, you’re a frigid little bitch.
You wear makeup, you’re a slag.
You don’t wear makeup you’re ugly.
-YOU CAN’T PLEASE EVERYONE
-YOU CAN’T PLEASE EVERYONE
No Second Chances
At age 3 we enter school with tears in our eyes and at 17 we leave the same way...You'll have a broken heart, you'll remember fights with your best friend and you'll cry because time is flying away. Life comes with no second chances, so live it to the fullest, do everything your heart desires, take pictures, laugh, forgive like you've never been hurt & tell someone what they mean to you.
Parang Tanga
Ang tao, parang tanga.
Naliligayahan sa kasinungalingan. Nagagalit sa katotohanan. Umiiyak sa mga kababawan. At higit sa lahat, ngumingiti pag nasasaktan.
Naliligayahan sa kasinungalingan. Nagagalit sa katotohanan. Umiiyak sa mga kababawan. At higit sa lahat, ngumingiti pag nasasaktan.
9 HARDEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE
9. Being questioned when you yourself don't understand.
8. Pretending to be inocent of what you know about.
7. Trying to forget something you know you never will.
6. Admitting you were wrong after you have been so insistent that you were right.
5. Debating with yourself.
4. Accepting the fact that some things are not meant to be.
3. Trying to understand when you just can't.
2. Realizing that you have been tricked after you have given your whole trust.
1. Parting and letting go of someone you've loved all your life.
8. Pretending to be inocent of what you know about.
7. Trying to forget something you know you never will.
6. Admitting you were wrong after you have been so insistent that you were right.
5. Debating with yourself.
4. Accepting the fact that some things are not meant to be.
3. Trying to understand when you just can't.
2. Realizing that you have been tricked after you have given your whole trust.
1. Parting and letting go of someone you've loved all your life.
9.25.2011
Anong Maipaglilingkod Ko?
First day sa office ni Juan pagka-abogado.
Secretary: Sir may bisita po kayo.
Kinuha agad ni Juan ang telepono. Pa-bilib. Kunwari may kausap siya. Naghintay lang yung bisita. Nakikinig kay Juan.
Juan: Anong maipaglilingkod ko sa iyo?
Bisita: Wala sir, kakabitan ko lang ng linya yung telepono niyo.
Secretary: Sir may bisita po kayo.
Kinuha agad ni Juan ang telepono. Pa-bilib. Kunwari may kausap siya. Naghintay lang yung bisita. Nakikinig kay Juan.
Juan: Anong maipaglilingkod ko sa iyo?
Bisita: Wala sir, kakabitan ko lang ng linya yung telepono niyo.
Mahal Kita Effort
Sabi nila hindi raw sapat ang pagsasabi lang ng MAHAL KITA. Dapat may kasamang effort. Kaya MAHAL KITA EFFORT.
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away
Two guys were competing for a girl's heart. A doctor and a police. The doctor brought chocolates and red roses everyday. While the police is very consistent in bringing red apples, the girl asked him why he keeps on bringing apples instead of flowers and chocolates. He just wrote a note and handed another apple. The girl smiled when she read the note which said: "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away."
God's Blessings
In life, the best ornament is humility; the richest wealth is wisdom; the strongest weapon is patience; the best security is faith; the best tonic is laughter. Those are God's blessings.
9.24.2011
I'm A Little Shy
Girl: I'm tired of searching for my
PRINCE CHARMING. I'm done.
Guy: Don't give up!
Girl: I'm not giving up, I'm just going to let him find ME.
Guy:
What if he already found you
a long time ago?
Girl: If he did, then why is it
taking him so long to speak up?
Guy: Sorry,
I'm a little shy ...
PRINCE CHARMING. I'm done.
Guy: Don't give up!
Girl: I'm not giving up, I'm just going to let him find ME.
Guy:
What if he already found you
a long time ago?
Girl: If he did, then why is it
taking him so long to speak up?
Guy: Sorry,
I'm a little shy ...
TANONG NA LAGING NARIRINIG SA SCHOOL
1.May assignment ka ? Pwede pakopya ?
2.Sino may polbo ?
3.May salamin ka ?
4.May extra ballpen ka ?
5.May One whole ka ?
6.Absent si teacher/ma'am ________ ? *devil smile*
7.Ilang minutes nalang ?
8.Anong Date ngayon?
2.Sino may polbo ?
3.May salamin ka ?
4.May extra ballpen ka ?
5.May One whole ka ?
6.Absent si teacher/ma'am ________ ? *devil smile*
7.Ilang minutes nalang ?
8.Anong Date ngayon?
Wikipedia, Google, Internet, Computer VS Electricity
WIKIPEDIA: Sa akin susulat ka lang ng word at hahanapan ko ng meaning.
GOOGLE: Ha! Yan lang ba? Sa akin sulat ka ng word at magpapalabas ako ng maraming sources.
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INTERNET: Tumahimik nga kayo kung wala ako wala kayung silbi!
COMPUTER: Ha ? Ako dapat mag sabi niyan !
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ELECTRICITY: Sige lang salita pa kayo makikinig lang ako.
GOOGLE: Ha! Yan lang ba? Sa akin sulat ka ng word at magpapalabas ako ng maraming sources.
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INTERNET: Tumahimik nga kayo kung wala ako wala kayung silbi!
COMPUTER: Ha ? Ako dapat mag sabi niyan !
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ELECTRICITY: Sige lang salita pa kayo makikinig lang ako.
Crush Definitions
3 Definition of Crush:
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CRUSH = paghanga sa taong tanga na hindi marunong makahalata
CRUSH = minsan nawawala pero madalas lumalala
CRUSH = madaling titigan pero mahirap lapitan
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CRUSH = paghanga sa taong tanga na hindi marunong makahalata
CRUSH = minsan nawawala pero madalas lumalala
CRUSH = madaling titigan pero mahirap lapitan
Kaya Ka Nasasaktan
One time, may nakita akong sapatos, maganda siya kaso nang sinukat ko na ang sakit sa paa kasi ang sikip...
Ang sabi sa akin ng matandang nasa likod ko:
"Ipinipilit mo kasi ang sarili mo sa bagay na hindi nilikha para sa'yo kaya ka nasasaktan."
Ang sabi sa akin ng matandang nasa likod ko:
"Ipinipilit mo kasi ang sarili mo sa bagay na hindi nilikha para sa'yo kaya ka nasasaktan."
I'm Starting To Love You As My Wife
GF: Bakit mo ako tinawagan? Hating gabi na ah?
BF: Hon, May sasabihin ako sa'yo, Importante...
GF: Bakit sa ganitong oras? May umaga naman ah?
BF: Wala lang, Gusto lang kitang kausapin, sa ilalim ng maliwanag na buwan.
GF: Ang sweet mo ngayon ah? Anong sasabihin mo?
BF: I'm ending our relationship bilang mag BF-GF.
GF: Ha? Bakit? (Umiyak)
BF: Because I'm starting to love you as my WIFE. ♥
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Will you marry me
BF: Hon, May sasabihin ako sa'yo, Importante...
GF: Bakit sa ganitong oras? May umaga naman ah?
BF: Wala lang, Gusto lang kitang kausapin, sa ilalim ng maliwanag na buwan.
GF: Ang sweet mo ngayon ah? Anong sasabihin mo?
BF: I'm ending our relationship bilang mag BF-GF.
GF: Ha? Bakit? (Umiyak)
BF: Because I'm starting to love you as my WIFE. ♥
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Will you marry me
Feel At Home
AMERICAN ENGLISH: Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!!
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IN TAGALOG: kain lang kayo ng kain,walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
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IN TAGALOG: kain lang kayo ng kain,walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
A is for Apple
Latest from Nursery Schools:
A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,
C- Chat,
D- Download,
E- Email,
F- Facebook,
G- Google,
H- HewlettPackard,
I- Iphone,
J- Java,
K- Kingston,
L- Laptop,
M- Messenger,
N- Nero,
O- Orkut,
P- Picasa,
Q- Quicktime,
R- RAM,
S- Server,
T- TouchScreen,
U- Usb,
V- Vista,
W- WiFi,
X- XP,
Y- YouTube,
Z- Zorpia.
--> Thank God... A is still Apple :)
A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,
C- Chat,
D- Download,
E- Email,
F- Facebook,
G- Google,
H- HewlettPackard,
I- Iphone,
J- Java,
K- Kingston,
L- Laptop,
M- Messenger,
N- Nero,
O- Orkut,
P- Picasa,
Q- Quicktime,
R- RAM,
S- Server,
T- TouchScreen,
U- Usb,
V- Vista,
W- WiFi,
X- XP,
Y- YouTube,
Z- Zorpia.
--> Thank God... A is still Apple :)
Buhay Single
Ang masama sa pagiging single:
Tahimik ang cellphone.
Walang regular katext.
Walang stolen kisses.
Walang tight hugs.
Walang sweet moments.
Walang kilig moments.
Walang goodnight/goodmorning texts.
Walang magdamagang tawagan.
Walang I love you’s at I miss you’s.
Tahimik ang cellphone.
Walang regular katext.
Walang stolen kisses.
Walang tight hugs.
Walang sweet moments.
Walang kilig moments.
Walang goodnight/goodmorning texts.
Walang magdamagang tawagan.
Walang I love you’s at I miss you’s.
Bubble
(Sa CLASSROOM)
New Teacher: Students tell your names & hobbies?
Boys:
I'm Sam , My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm John, My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Tom, My hobby is also watching Bubble.
Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies , That's Good!
Now Girls, Please?
Girl:
Hi!! My name is Bubble!!
New Teacher: Students tell your names & hobbies?
Boys:
I'm Sam , My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm John, My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Tom, My hobby is also watching Bubble.
Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies , That's Good!
Now Girls, Please?
Girl:
Hi!! My name is Bubble!!
Dear Facebook
DEAR FACEBOOK,
GUSTO KITA NUNG SIMPLE KA, BAKIT NGAYON NAGSISIMULA KA NG UMARTE AT MAGING KOMPLIKADO. NATATAKOT AKO NA DUMATING ANG ARAW NA BAKA MAGAYA KA SA KAPATID MONG SI FRIENDSTER NA NGAYON AY LAOS NA AT PURO LARO NALANG ANG ALAM SA BUHAY AT SA PINSAN MONG SI MULTIPLY NA KUNG ANO-ANO NA ANG BINEBENTA. MABUTI PA ANG KAPATID MONG SI TWITTER KAHIT PURO DALDAL AT CHISMIS AY NANANATILING SIMPLE. AT ANG PINSAN MONG SI TUMBLR, NA BAGAMAT MAY SARILING MUNDO AY PINILING MAGING PAYAK AT TAHIMIK. WAG KA MASYADO MAGHANGAD NG PAGBABAGO AT BAKA ITO ANG IKASIRA MO. NAHIHIRAPAN NA AKONG INTINDIHIN ANG MGA GINAGAWA MO. MAGSILBI DIN SANANG BANTA SAYO ANG PAGDATING NG IYONG KARIBAL NA SI GOOGLE.
NAGMAMAHAL,
♥ADIK MONG USER♥
GUSTO KITA NUNG SIMPLE KA, BAKIT NGAYON NAGSISIMULA KA NG UMARTE AT MAGING KOMPLIKADO. NATATAKOT AKO NA DUMATING ANG ARAW NA BAKA MAGAYA KA SA KAPATID MONG SI FRIENDSTER NA NGAYON AY LAOS NA AT PURO LARO NALANG ANG ALAM SA BUHAY AT SA PINSAN MONG SI MULTIPLY NA KUNG ANO-ANO NA ANG BINEBENTA. MABUTI PA ANG KAPATID MONG SI TWITTER KAHIT PURO DALDAL AT CHISMIS AY NANANATILING SIMPLE. AT ANG PINSAN MONG SI TUMBLR, NA BAGAMAT MAY SARILING MUNDO AY PINILING MAGING PAYAK AT TAHIMIK. WAG KA MASYADO MAGHANGAD NG PAGBABAGO AT BAKA ITO ANG IKASIRA MO. NAHIHIRAPAN NA AKONG INTINDIHIN ANG MGA GINAGAWA MO. MAGSILBI DIN SANANG BANTA SAYO ANG PAGDATING NG IYONG KARIBAL NA SI GOOGLE.
NAGMAMAHAL,
♥ADIK MONG USER♥
Dear FB Users
DEAR FB USERS,
Puro kayo reklamo! imbis na magpakalat kayo ng sulat hinggil sa mga hinaing nyo na ibalik ako sa dati..bakit hindi nyo muna ako pagaralan!? Ako na nga itong Ginagamit nyo sa walang ka-kwentang bagay kayo pa may ganang magalit!? Ako ba nagagalit sa inyo kahit alam kong Ginagamit nyo lang ako!? Kung ayaw nyo na sa Akin, bumalik na lang kayo kay Friendster! i-Click nyo yung Deactivate! Punyeta!
Nagagalit,
Dear Wife, Dear Ex-Husband
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...
9.19.2011
Hindi Sa Porma...
Hindi sa porma o ayos ng pananamit nagiging gwapo ang isang lalaki. Kundi sa kung paano niya itrato ng maayos ang isang BABAE.
One Thing is Definite
In this world where everything seems uncertain, only one thing is definite. God loves you, beyond words, beyond time, and beyond distance.
Love After Death
Airplane Story:
A flight attendant began checking the cabin before takeoff. A woman asked her, "Please remind my husband to take his heart pills. He's in the business class seat #8." The attendant assured the woman she would. After takeoff, she approached the man in seat #8. "Sir remember to take your heart pills."
Man: How do you know I have a heart problem?
Attendant: Your wife told me to remind you.
The man cried.
Attendant: Something wrong sir?
Man: My wife is dead. Her body is in this plane, I'm taking her home.
A flight attendant began checking the cabin before takeoff. A woman asked her, "Please remind my husband to take his heart pills. He's in the business class seat #8." The attendant assured the woman she would. After takeoff, she approached the man in seat #8. "Sir remember to take your heart pills."
Man: How do you know I have a heart problem?
Attendant: Your wife told me to remind you.
The man cried.
Attendant: Something wrong sir?
Man: My wife is dead. Her body is in this plane, I'm taking her home.
Chowking Chinese Style Fried Chicken
Boy: Para kang chowking chinese style fried chicken.
Girl: Bakit? Crunch ng bayan?
Boy: Hindi! Milyon milyon na ang nakatikim.
Girl: Bakit? Crunch ng bayan?
Boy: Hindi! Milyon milyon na ang nakatikim.
Amoy Isda
Si GF nagpatattoo ng seashell sa hita.
Girl: Hon, tignan mo oh, may tattoo ako sa hita.
Boy: Oo nga no! Ang ganda ah.
Girl: Pakinggan mo baka marinig mo ang dagat.
Boy: Okay.
Gir: Narinig mo ba ang dagat?
Boy: Hindi eh. Pero naaamoy ko yung isda.
Girl: Hon, tignan mo oh, may tattoo ako sa hita.
Boy: Oo nga no! Ang ganda ah.
Girl: Pakinggan mo baka marinig mo ang dagat.
Boy: Okay.
Gir: Narinig mo ba ang dagat?
Boy: Hindi eh. Pero naaamoy ko yung isda.
Alphabetical Arrange
Amo: Inday, napunasan mo na ba yung keyboard ng PC ko?
Inday: Di ko lang pinunasan ate, inalphabetical arrange ko pa, di kasi sunud-sunod.
Inday: Di ko lang pinunasan ate, inalphabetical arrange ko pa, di kasi sunud-sunod.
The Same Meanings
Heartaches.
Loneliness.
Emptiness.
Different words but do have the same meanings. If you don't know how to deal with them, you'll end up dying.
Loneliness.
Emptiness.
Different words but do have the same meanings. If you don't know how to deal with them, you'll end up dying.
Kneel
When life gets too hard to stand,
KNEEL.
Don't forget to talk to GOD. He never fails to listen.
KNEEL.
Don't forget to talk to GOD. He never fails to listen.
It Hurts To Be Judged
In life I learned one particular thing that always reminds me of the fact that, the world is occupied by two persons only. People who act true to my face and people who remain true behind my back. And the lesson for this: It's easy to judge, but it hurts to be judged.
Bitterness
Bitterness is not totally negative thing. It's just a way of showing others that in life, there's such thing as "I STILL LOVE YOU BUT I DON'T WANT TO CARE ANYMORE." Being bitter is not bad, it's just a matter of being fine in the eyes of others despite the pain you're struggling .
More Difficult When You Regret
Never give up one thing if you think you can fight for it. Remember: It's difficult to wait but it's more difficult when you regret.
Attitude
ATTITUDE is like posting for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others, but stolen shots are the best. They capture who we really are exactly.
Parang Sigarilyo
Ang love parang sigarilyo. Bakit pa kaya ito naimbento kung masama lang din naman ang epekto nito?!
Di Mo Malalabanan
"Kahit ayaw mo pang mahalin ang isang tao, 'di mo naman malalabanan ang nararamdaman mo. Katulad din yon ng di mo mapipilit na mahalin ang isang tao. Di lang siya ang lolokohin mo kundi pati sarili mo." - SophiaJade, Stallion Series
Move On
MOVE ON. Sabi nila madali lang gawin yun kung gugustuhin mo. Madali nga ba? Na kalimutan yung feelings mo sa taong minahal mo nang sobra. Na isipin na di na mauulit ang masasayang ala-ala. Na araw-araw gigising ka na malungkot dahil ang dating minahal mo ay may mahal ng iba. Na pilit mong tatanggapin na di kayo para sa isa't-isa. At umiyak na lang dahil alam mong masaya siya kahit wala ka. Madali nga ba? Madali lang sabihin na magmove-on. Pero once na ikaw ang nasa sitwasyon yung akala mong madaling gawin nakakamatay tanggapin.
Teach Me How To Dougie
She taught me how to CARE.
She taught me how to MISS.
She taught me how to LOVE.
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She taught me how to MISS.
She taught me how to LOVE.
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Caring Beyond Imagination
One day a crab was running on the seashore. The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.
Crab: Being my friend, why are you clearing my lovely footprints?
Waves: A fisherman was following your footprints to catch you. That's why I cleared it off.
FRIENDSHIP means caring beyond imagination.
Crab: Being my friend, why are you clearing my lovely footprints?
Waves: A fisherman was following your footprints to catch you. That's why I cleared it off.
FRIENDSHIP means caring beyond imagination.
Parang Pag-ibig
Ang pagsagot ng essay ay parang pag-ibig. Walang tama o maling sagot, ang importante ay kung paano siya ipaglaban.
Sa'yo Ang Yakap Ko
BF: Kung nasa gitna tayo ng makapal na yelo at kasama natin ang ex mo, kanino mo ibibigay ang jacket mo?
GF: Siyempre sa ex ko!
BF: (nalungkot)
GF: Siyempre ikaw ang mahal ko, sa kanya na ang jacket ko, sa'yo naman ang mainit na yakap ko.
GF: Siyempre sa ex ko!
BF: (nalungkot)
GF: Siyempre ikaw ang mahal ko, sa kanya na ang jacket ko, sa'yo naman ang mainit na yakap ko.
9.17.2011
Bombayin
Girl: Maganda ba ako?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, bombayin ka..
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bombay ah? Tisay yata ito!
Boy: Oo nga, pero yung amoy mo, bombayin ..
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, bombayin ka..
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bombay ah? Tisay yata ito!
Boy: Oo nga, pero yung amoy mo, bombayin ..
PITONG KATOTOHANAN
1. Kapag nandiyan - DEDMA
2. Kapag wala - HINAHANAP
3. Kapag nakatingin - IIWAS
4. Kapag 'di nakatingin - TITINGNAN HANGGANG MATUNAW
5. Kapag lalapit - NAHIHIYA
6. Kapag aalis - NAGSISISI AT SASABIHING "BA'T SIYA UMALIS?"
7. At kapag binabasa mo 'to - NAKAKARELATE KA
2. Kapag wala - HINAHANAP
3. Kapag nakatingin - IIWAS
4. Kapag 'di nakatingin - TITINGNAN HANGGANG MATUNAW
5. Kapag lalapit - NAHIHIYA
6. Kapag aalis - NAGSISISI AT SASABIHING "BA'T SIYA UMALIS?"
7. At kapag binabasa mo 'to - NAKAKARELATE KA
Sa Relasyon
Sa relasyon, iparamdam at ipakita mo na mahal mo siya ,
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sa paraang hindi ka MAGHUHUBAD.
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sa paraang hindi ka MAGHUHUBAD.
KINDS OF TAE
1.GUNS SALUTE :taeng may tunog
2.BACK UP:Taeng lumabas na bumalik pa.
3.RUSH HOUR: Taeng di umabot sa c.r.
4.FOOTLONG: taeng sobrang haba.
5. RAMBO GUN :taeng maliliit pero sunod sunod labas.
6. UST: Utot Sabay Tae
7: SURPRISE ATTACK: bigla labas ng walang sign
8. FULL ATTACK: isang labasan, tapos
9. MacArthur:taeng na flush na, nabalik pa! I SHALL RETURN..
2.BACK UP:Taeng lumabas na bumalik pa.
3.RUSH HOUR: Taeng di umabot sa c.r.
4.FOOTLONG: taeng sobrang haba.
5. RAMBO GUN :taeng maliliit pero sunod sunod labas.
6. UST: Utot Sabay Tae
7: SURPRISE ATTACK: bigla labas ng walang sign
8. FULL ATTACK: isang labasan, tapos
9. MacArthur:taeng na flush na, nabalik pa! I SHALL RETURN..
Hindi Ka Aso
Dear Girls,
Kapag may sumipol sa inyo na lalaki, wag kayong lilingon ..
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BABAE ka, hindi ASO.
Kapag may sumipol sa inyo na lalaki, wag kayong lilingon ..
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BABAE ka, hindi ASO.
Wala Ring Kwenta
Kung siya ang PRINCE CHARMING mo ,
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pero hindi ikaw ang CINDERELLA nya, WALA RING KWENTA.
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pero hindi ikaw ang CINDERELLA nya, WALA RING KWENTA.
Hindi Ibig Sabihin
Hindi ibig sabihin na mabait siya sayo eh mahal ka na niya ..
- Malay mo ganun lang talaga siya sa mga kaibigan niya.
Hindi ibig sabihin na tineteks ka niya eh gusto ka niya ..
- Malay mo busy yung mahal niya kaya naghanap lang siya ng ibang kateks niya .
Mahirap magselos at masaktan,lalo na kung wala kang karapatan.. Magigising ka na lang isang araw mahaL mo na pala siya, pero siya mahal ka lang niya bilang KAIBIGAN niya.
- Malay mo ganun lang talaga siya sa mga kaibigan niya.
Hindi ibig sabihin na tineteks ka niya eh gusto ka niya ..
- Malay mo busy yung mahal niya kaya naghanap lang siya ng ibang kateks niya .
Mahirap magselos at masaktan,lalo na kung wala kang karapatan.. Magigising ka na lang isang araw mahaL mo na pala siya, pero siya mahal ka lang niya bilang KAIBIGAN niya.
9.09.2011
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Bagoong
Teacher: Ok class,drawing kau,khit anong uri ng isda.
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Students: Yes mam!
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Teacher: Pedro,bakit ang gulo ng drawing mo?
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Pedro: Wag kang epal mam,bagoong yan. .
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Students: Yes mam!
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Teacher: Pedro,bakit ang gulo ng drawing mo?
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Pedro: Wag kang epal mam,bagoong yan. .
Baller Ka ba?
Boy pick up: Vice baller ka ba?
Vice: O baket?
Boy pick up: Kasi ang bigat nang bag ko.
Vice: Anong pake ko?
Boy pick up: Kasi nawawala ung sapatos ko
Vice: Sige hanapin mo.
Vice: O baket?
Boy pick up: Kasi ang bigat nang bag ko.
Vice: Anong pake ko?
Boy pick up: Kasi nawawala ung sapatos ko
Vice: Sige hanapin mo.
9.06.2011
Something for reflection:
1. If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.
2. Kind words make good echoes.
3. Life is short, pray long.
4. The best things in life aren't things.
5. No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.
6. Life is a measure to be filled, not a cup to be drained.
7. When you're green with envy, you're ripe for trouble.
8. The tongue weighs practically nothing, but few can hold it.
9. We stand tallest when we stoop to help others.
10. We receive or achieve only when we believe.
2. Kind words make good echoes.
3. Life is short, pray long.
4. The best things in life aren't things.
5. No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.
6. Life is a measure to be filled, not a cup to be drained.
7. When you're green with envy, you're ripe for trouble.
8. The tongue weighs practically nothing, but few can hold it.
9. We stand tallest when we stoop to help others.
10. We receive or achieve only when we believe.
Walang Pera
Boy: Kagatin ko nipples mo, bayaran kita 500. Payag ka?
Girl: Sige!
Boy: (Dinilaan, hinimas, sinipsip)
Girl: Ba't di mo kinagat?
Boy: Wala akong pera eh.
Girl: Sige!
Boy: (Dinilaan, hinimas, sinipsip)
Girl: Ba't di mo kinagat?
Boy: Wala akong pera eh.
Enjoy Life in Humility
God balances our lives by giving us enough blessings to make us happy and enough burdens to keep us humble. Let's enjoy life in all HUMILITY.
Failure and Pain
It's hard to assume your position in somebody's life. You might be expecting too much. Something far from reality. So learn to weigh the situation, know your stand and keep things in balance. Cause the hardest to deal with is, "FAILURE" and the hardest to endure is "PAIN".
Without Measure
In this world, someone stands behind; silently loving us; reaching out a hand when we've fallen; encouraging us when we're tested and in fear; understanding us when no one does; pointing us the light when we are in the dark. God deserves a pause. A hug. A thank you. Because we are wrapped in a beautiful truth that "We are loved without measure."
Beginning Of A Life
Learn to give up if you think you've already given your best. Goodbye is not really an end. It might also be the beginning of a life you deserve to have.
Laziness
Definition of LAZINESS:
It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure.
It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure.
1 Million
HOST: Ano ang gagawin ninyo kung pag-gising ninyo may katabi na kayong 1 million?
AMERICAN: Go on a world tour!
JAPANESE: Put up a hotel!
KOREAN: Build a house!
TAIWANESE: Make a business!
PINOY: Tulog ulit para maging 2 million.
AMERICAN: Go on a world tour!
JAPANESE: Put up a hotel!
KOREAN: Build a house!
TAIWANESE: Make a business!
PINOY: Tulog ulit para maging 2 million.
Magic of Friendship
I've always believed in the magic of friendship. We don't need to be together, to talk often or to see each other. What's important is we don't forget what we've started.
Evacuation Center
Mr: (kissing wife's shoulder) Hon, sige na.
Mrs: Ano ka ba? Bumabagyo na nga eh.
Mr: Ayaw mo ba nun, mas maganda kasi malamig?
Mrs: Ano ka ba? Nakakahiya dito sa EVACUATION CENTER.
Mrs: Ano ka ba? Bumabagyo na nga eh.
Mr: Ayaw mo ba nun, mas maganda kasi malamig?
Mrs: Ano ka ba? Nakakahiya dito sa EVACUATION CENTER.
Leftover
Girl1: Hi! I'm dating with your ex!
Girl2: Great! i'm eating sandwich.
Girl1: So?
Girl2: You want another leftover?
Girl2: Great! i'm eating sandwich.
Girl1: So?
Girl2: You want another leftover?
Pag Nagmahal Ka
Pag nagmahal ka, pumunta ka dun sa mabuti, hindi sa mabait lang. Piliin mo yung yayakapin ka kahit di ka naligo, yung hahalikan ka kahit bagong gising ka. Piliin mo yung magpapaluha saýo sa kakatawa hindi yung paiiyakin ka sabay tatawa. Piliin mo yung makakasama mo sa bawat araw ng buhay mo, hindi yung puro gabi lang. Mahalin mo yung hahawakan yung kamay mo sa harap ng buong mundo at higit sa lahat piliin mo yung kailangan ka dahil mahal ka niya, hindi yung mahal ka kasi may kailangan siya.
Two Things In My Hand
I want to explore the world with just two things in my hands. A camera in one hand, and his hand on the other.
Before You Say...
Some of the best things we should learn in life:
Before you say "I can't.", make sure you've tried.
Before you let doubts stop you, confront them with facts.
Before fear holds you back, go forward with faith.
Before you believe others are better, show them your best.
Before you dismiss your dreams, wait till they've come true.
Before you go looking for happiness, make your own wherever you are.
Never give up if you know in your heart it's all you ever wanted.
Before you say "I can't.", make sure you've tried.
Before you let doubts stop you, confront them with facts.
Before fear holds you back, go forward with faith.
Before you believe others are better, show them your best.
Before you dismiss your dreams, wait till they've come true.
Before you go looking for happiness, make your own wherever you are.
Never give up if you know in your heart it's all you ever wanted.
Keep The Chage
EKSENA SA JEEP:
Girl: Bayad.
Driver: Ilan tong 100?
Girl: 1 kuya, estudyante, nursing sa ateneo, kakasakay lang.
Boy: (Nayabangan. Nagbayad ng 500.) Manong bayad.
Driver: (Galit.) Ilan tong 500?
Boy: 1 lang, seaman, kakarating lang.
Sira Ulo: (Tumawa, inabot ang 1000?) 3, isama ang nurse at seaman, keep the change, galing mental kakalabas lang.
Girl: Bayad.
Driver: Ilan tong 100?
Girl: 1 kuya, estudyante, nursing sa ateneo, kakasakay lang.
Boy: (Nayabangan. Nagbayad ng 500.) Manong bayad.
Driver: (Galit.) Ilan tong 500?
Boy: 1 lang, seaman, kakarating lang.
Sira Ulo: (Tumawa, inabot ang 1000?) 3, isama ang nurse at seaman, keep the change, galing mental kakalabas lang.
NO ID, NO ENTRY
Bakit and sign na NO ID, NO ENTRY na nakikita natin sa mga school ay hindi tinatagalog?
Kasi, pag tinatagalog yan magiging Walang ID, Walang Pasok!
Kasi, pag tinatagalog yan magiging Walang ID, Walang Pasok!
Unplanned
Don't live life full of plans. Sometimes, the best moments happen on the unplanned. And the greatest regrets happen on not reaching what was planned.
Kind Heart
Being humble is much more important than being wise. Because God doesn't need a proud mouth that speaks much. But a kind heart that listens a lot.
U and I
Boy: Ui!
Girl: Ui na lang ba ang lagi mong itatawag sa'kin?
Boy: Oo naman! ang ganda kaya!
Girl: Bakit naman ui ang napagtripan mong itawag sa'kin ha?
Boy: Coz "U" and "I" sounds perfect when they are together.
Girl: Ui na lang ba ang lagi mong itatawag sa'kin?
Boy: Oo naman! ang ganda kaya!
Girl: Bakit naman ui ang napagtripan mong itawag sa'kin ha?
Boy: Coz "U" and "I" sounds perfect when they are together.
9.01.2011
TIPS TO BE GOOD LOOKING:
FOR LOVELY EYES: Always look at the good side of other people. (Phil.2:4)
FOR TENDER LIPS: Speak only kind words towards others. (Col.4:6)
FOR A CHARMING FACE: Always smile w/ a happy heart. (Prov.15:13)
FOR GRACEFUL ARMS: Reach out w/ compassion to those in need. (Rom.9:15)
FOR BEAUTIFUL FEET: Always walk with GOD! (Gen.6:9)
Let's be a GOOD LOOKING person all the time
Maganda Ka Ba?
BOY : Tigilan mu nga ako ang kulit mo nman ..
GiRL : Ang arte mo nman.
BOY : Nanununtok ako ng maganda .
GiRL : Oh sige suntok nga oh ??
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BOY : Bakit maganda kba ??
GiRL : Ang arte mo nman.
BOY : Nanununtok ako ng maganda .
GiRL : Oh sige suntok nga oh ??
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BOY : Bakit maganda kba ??
Happy Monthsary
BF: Chocolate oh!
Gf: Ano yan suhol sa kalokohan mo?
BF: Kung yun sa tingin mo.
Gf: Bullshit!
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Pag tingin sa chocolate may note:
"Yesterday, nakipagpustahan ako sa dota para pambili sa favorite mong chocolate. Sorry di ako nakapunta sa meeting place naten. HAPPY MONTHSARY. "
Gf: Ano yan suhol sa kalokohan mo?
BF: Kung yun sa tingin mo.
Gf: Bullshit!
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"Yesterday, nakipagpustahan ako sa dota para pambili sa favorite mong chocolate. Sorry di ako nakapunta sa meeting place naten. HAPPY MONTHSARY. "
Seriously!
Miley Cyrus : I'm A Barbie Girl :)
Selena Gomez : In The Barbie World ! (:
Taylor Swift : Like My Plastic :D
Demi Lovato : It's Fantastic !
Miley Cyrus : You Can Brush My Hair :)
JUSTIN BIEBER : UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE! :D
Miley Cyrus : :/
Selena Gomez : :/
Taylor Swift : :/
Demi Lovato : :/
JUSTIN BIEBER : No Seriously!
Selena Gomez : In The Barbie World ! (:
Taylor Swift : Like My Plastic :D
Demi Lovato : It's Fantastic !
Miley Cyrus : You Can Brush My Hair :)
JUSTIN BIEBER : UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE! :D
Miley Cyrus : :/
Selena Gomez : :/
Taylor Swift : :/
Demi Lovato : :/
JUSTIN BIEBER : No Seriously!
Lalake Ka
Pag nagalit gf mo, tapatan mo ng lambing.
Pagsinampal ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng halik.
Pagsinuntok ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng yakap.
Pagminura ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng i love you..
Tandaan mo:
“Lalake ka at hindi ka nag gf para saktan lang at paiyakin”
Ang tunay na lalake, maalaga, tapat, mahaba ang pasensya at mapagmahal.♥
Pagsinampal ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng halik.
Pagsinuntok ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng yakap.
Pagminura ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng i love you..
Tandaan mo:
“Lalake ka at hindi ka nag gf para saktan lang at paiyakin”
Ang tunay na lalake, maalaga, tapat, mahaba ang pasensya at mapagmahal.♥
Ako Na Bahala Sa Impyerno
Anak: Nay, yung girlfriend ko hindi naniniwala sa langit at impierno.
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Nanay: Sige, pakasalan mo anak, ipatikim mo sa kanya ang langit, ako na
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Nanay: Sige, pakasalan mo anak, ipatikim mo sa kanya ang langit, ako na
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Like Queen
Broken hearted girls are like QUEEN in the game of chess, no matter how difficult the game is, the QUEEN always have the DEADLIEST MOVES, the sad part is she would even SACRIFICE herself just to let the KING live.
Wag Lang Lalaki
Sabihan ka na ng babae na "MALANDI" wag lang ng lalaki. Why?
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Kasi kapag lalaki ang nakapuna, totoo.
CRUSH:
• Kinikilig ka kapag magkatabi kayo ni crush.
• Namumutla ka kapag nag-uusap kayo.
• May kaba at gusto mo siyang yakapin ng bonggang bongga.
• Pag nandiyan siya, papogi/paganda konti para mapansin ka.
• Pag absent o wala siya hindi kumpleto araw mo.
• Online siya pero natatakot ka na i-chat siya.
• Pag nagkabungguan kayo, kilig sagad sagaran to the bones ka.
Missed Calls
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5 missed call from your bestfriend = kailangan niya ng kausap
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5 missed call from your parents = umuwi ka na nag aalala na cla
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5 missed call from your gf =
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WORLD WAR III
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5 missed call from your bestfriend = kailangan niya ng kausap
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WORLD WAR III
8.28.2011
May Girlfriend Ka Na!
Isang araw, may 1 lalaki na nanliligaw at kausap niya ang nililigawan niyang babae..
Boy: Kailan mo ba ako sasagutin?
Girl: Naninigurado lang, teka, may iba ka pa bang nililigawan?
Boy: Wala, syempre.
Girl: Buti namin! Dahil may girlfriend ka na no!!
Boy: Sino ?
Girl: AKO!!!!
Boy: Kailan mo ba ako sasagutin?
Girl: Naninigurado lang, teka, may iba ka pa bang nililigawan?
Boy: Wala, syempre.
Girl: Buti namin! Dahil may girlfriend ka na no!!
Boy: Sino ?
Girl: AKO!!!!
Pimples
Yaya: “Huhuhu…”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Jollibee
Pasahero: Boss Jollibee..
Driver: Hinde ako si Jollibee..
Pasahero: Hinde, magkano sa Jollibee..
Driver: Depende sa value meal boss..
Pasahero: Pucha.. magkano pamasahe sa Jollibee..
Driver: Ang alam ko walang masahista dun..
Pasahero: Pucha nmn, magkano hanggang sa Jollibee..
Driver: Ayy.. sorry ho lagpas na ho tayo..
Driver: Hinde ako si Jollibee..
Pasahero: Hinde, magkano sa Jollibee..
Driver: Depende sa value meal boss..
Pasahero: Pucha.. magkano pamasahe sa Jollibee..
Driver: Ang alam ko walang masahista dun..
Pasahero: Pucha nmn, magkano hanggang sa Jollibee..
Driver: Ayy.. sorry ho lagpas na ho tayo..
Sadako?!
Boy1: Tao??
Boy2:OO!!
Boy1: Babae??
Boy2: OO!!
Boy1: Sikat???
Boy2: OO!!!
Boy1: Lumalabas sa tv???
Boy2: OO!! OO!!
Boy1: SADAKO!!!!
Boy2: Tang ina mo! mag hanap ka ng partner mo!!
Boy2:OO!!
Boy1: Babae??
Boy2: OO!!
Boy1: Sikat???
Boy2: OO!!!
Boy1: Lumalabas sa tv???
Boy2: OO!! OO!!
Boy1: SADAKO!!!!
Boy2: Tang ina mo! mag hanap ka ng partner mo!!
Isang Linggong Buhay Estudyante
"lunes" - ng ako'y pumasok sa eskwela.
"martes" - ng ako'y niyayang mag dota.
"miyerkules" - sa klase kami nag cutting.
"huwebes" - ay inulit kong muli.
"biyernes" - kami ay puno ng kasiyahan kumpleto ang barkada't sa kanto kami ay tumambay.
"sabado" - nagsumbong c mam kay mama.
at pagsapit ng
"linggo" - giliw ako ay bugbug sarado !
"martes" - ng ako'y niyayang mag dota.
"miyerkules" - sa klase kami nag cutting.
"huwebes" - ay inulit kong muli.
"biyernes" - kami ay puno ng kasiyahan kumpleto ang barkada't sa kanto kami ay tumambay.
"sabado" - nagsumbong c mam kay mama.
at pagsapit ng
"linggo" - giliw ako ay bugbug sarado !
Green, Pink, Yellow
Teacher: Who can make a sentence with Green, Pink and Yellow?
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Student: Me me !! The phone goes ringing 'GREEN GREEN' I PINK up the phone. YELLOW , Who's there?
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Student: Me me !! The phone goes ringing 'GREEN GREEN' I PINK up the phone. YELLOW , Who's there?
Pang-abay
Vhong: What is a sentence.
Vice:A sentence is a word or a group of words that has complete thought.
Vhong: Wow. eh verb? what is verb?
Vice: A verb is an action word.
Vhong: How about pang-abay? what is pang-abay?
Vice: Pang-abay? slacks, barong, kimona, dat's pang-abay!
Vice:A sentence is a word or a group of words that has complete thought.
Vhong: Wow. eh verb? what is verb?
Vice: A verb is an action word.
Vhong: How about pang-abay? what is pang-abay?
Vice: Pang-abay? slacks, barong, kimona, dat's pang-abay!
Para Ho
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
ELMO
Wife: Ang liit ng bird mo hon!! May tattoo na ELMO, sakto lang mga letra...
Husband: Maliit ba?? Patigasin mo at basahin mo agad!!
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Wife: Oh S@#%!!! ELfilibusterisMO!!!
Husband: Maliit ba?? Patigasin mo at basahin mo agad!!
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Wife: Oh S@#%!!! ELfilibusterisMO!!!
Magluluto Ako
Vice: (Umupo)
Waiter: Good afternun po! Kakain po kayo?
Vice: Hindi, magluluto, tutulungan ko chef nyo.. Kakahiya naman nakiupo ako dito tapos hindi pa ko tutulong.. Bilis na.. Gusto mo tulungan pa kita sa mga customers nyo.. Tapos aasenso business nyo.. Edi masaya, di ba?Umunlad na kayo, nagutom pa ko.. Ang galing noh?
Waiter: Good afternun po! Kakain po kayo?
Vice: Hindi, magluluto, tutulungan ko chef nyo.. Kakahiya naman nakiupo ako dito tapos hindi pa ko tutulong.. Bilis na.. Gusto mo tulungan pa kita sa mga customers nyo.. Tapos aasenso business nyo.. Edi masaya, di ba?Umunlad na kayo, nagutom pa ko.. Ang galing noh?
Chocolates and Roses
Girl: Ui! Ang sweet ah? Para kanino 'yong chocolates and roses mo?
Boy: Para sa liligawan ko.
Girl: Hala! Go, ibigay mo na.
Boy: Kaso nahihiya ako tsaka hindi ako marunong manligaw.
Girl: Madali lang 'yan. Pagka-abot mo sa girl kikiligin 'yon promise.
Boy: Talaga?
Girl: Oo. Promise! ;)
Boy: Oh eto nga pala Chocolate and Roses for you. Pwede bang manligaw?
Boy: Para sa liligawan ko.
Girl: Hala! Go, ibigay mo na.
Boy: Kaso nahihiya ako tsaka hindi ako marunong manligaw.
Girl: Madali lang 'yan. Pagka-abot mo sa girl kikiligin 'yon promise.
Boy: Talaga?
Girl: Oo. Promise! ;)
Boy: Oh eto nga pala Chocolate and Roses for you. Pwede bang manligaw?
Kahit Wala Na
Alam mo kung bakit ka nasasaktan ?
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kasi tinatak mo sa isip mo na may pag-asa pa Kahit WALA NA.
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kasi tinatak mo sa isip mo na may pag-asa pa Kahit WALA NA.
May Nakalimutan Ako
Pedro: PARE! May nakalimutan ako...
Juan: Anu un?
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Pedro: Bobo kba? Nakalimutan ko nga eh.
Juan: Anu un?
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Pedro: Bobo kba? Nakalimutan ko nga eh.
Rules ng Pangongopya:
1. Iwasang makipagtalo sa mga matatalino.Tandaan mo,kumakapit ka lang sa kanila!
2. Huwag magdadalawang-isip sa kinopya. Time is gold
3. Seryoso ang mukha kapag nangongopya para kunwari, may alam ka!
4. Iwasang igalaw ang ulo kapag nangongopya. Baka mahalata ka!
5. Lakihan ang sulat. May nangongopya rin sa likod mo. Share your blessings!
2. Huwag magdadalawang-isip sa kinopya. Time is gold
3. Seryoso ang mukha kapag nangongopya para kunwari, may alam ka!
4. Iwasang igalaw ang ulo kapag nangongopya. Baka mahalata ka!
5. Lakihan ang sulat. May nangongopya rin sa likod mo. Share your blessings!
8.19.2011
Cockroach
What's worse than finding a cockroach in your burger while eating? Pag nakita mong KALAHATI na lang yung cockroach.
WALA NA
Hanggat may koneksyon ka pa sa taong minsan mo nang minahal, babalik at babalik pa rin ang nararamdaman mo. Kahit pa itanggi mog WALA NA.
they'll make someone happier.
Let go of things that you are not supposed to hold on to. they made you happy once, but maybe this time, they'll make someone happier.
At the age of 16
"At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry." - Reader's Digest
8.18.2011
huwag mo ng pakawalan
Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong mahal mo, alagaan mo. Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong naniniwala sayo, huwag kang magsinungaling. Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong tapat wag mong lolokohin. At kapag natagpuan mo ang taong hindi mo alam bat mo mahal, huwag mo ng pakawalan.
"PANGANGASO"
Kung mambababae ka lang din naman, eh 'wag na sa panget.
Kasi hindi pambababae ang tawag dun..
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"PANGANGASO"
Kasi hindi pambababae ang tawag dun..
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"PANGANGASO"
tanungin mo muna ang sarili mo
“Kapag naghanap ng iba ang girlfriend mo, bago ka magalit, tanungin mo muna ang sarili mo kung ano ang mga naging pagkukulang mo.”
— Papa Jack
— Papa Jack
Kapag may history ka
Kapag may history ka na may nagawa kang mali. normal lang na attitude ng babae na palaging magduda. ~ Papa Jack
Relationship Killers :
Insecurity.
Trust Issues.
Facebook.
Twitter.
Jealousy.
Lack Of Communication.
Assumptions.
DOTA.
Trust Issues.
Facebook.
Twitter.
Jealousy.
Lack Of Communication.
Assumptions.
DOTA.
DONT BE AFRAID
“KUNG MAHAL MO, DON'T BE AFRAID TO TELL THAT PERSON. KUNG HINDI MO NAMAN IKAMAMATAY ANG PAGSABI NG “I LOVE YOU” SA KANYA, SABIHIN MO.”-PAPA JACK
DUMAAN lang talaga
"Minsan talaga akala natin sila na, pero may mga taong DUMAAN lang talaga sa buhay natin para TURUAN tayong MAG-MAHAL, MASAKTAN, UMIYAK at mag MOVE-ON ."
- Papa Jack
- Papa Jack
yung GIRLFRIEND nya
isa lang naman ang ayaw ko sa crush ko eh..
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yung GIRLFRIEND nya.
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yung GIRLFRIEND nya.
bumili ka ng kausap mo
Girl: Ay ewan ko sayo! bumili ka ng kausap mo >.<
Boy: Penge akong pambili :D
Girl: Ano ako, NANAY mo? para sakin ka humingi ng pambili?
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Boy: Ay! Oo nga pala, ASAWA kita.
Boy: Penge akong pambili :D
Girl: Ano ako, NANAY mo? para sakin ka humingi ng pambili?
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Boy: Ay! Oo nga pala, ASAWA kita.
yung mahal niya.
GIRL1: may isa dyan, puyat nanaman kagabi.
GIRL2: haha! oo nga, katext ko kagabi.
GIRL1: sino? yung mahal mo?
GIRL2: oo :">
GIRL1: anong topic niyo?
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GIRL2: yung mahal niya.
GIRL2: haha! oo nga, katext ko kagabi.
GIRL1: sino? yung mahal mo?
GIRL2: oo :">
GIRL1: anong topic niyo?
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GIRL2: yung mahal niya.
Pangarap ko ang ibigin ka!
Boy: Alam mo ba yung kanta ni Regine Velasquez ?
Girl: Alin dun? Ang dami kayang kanta nun.
Boy: Kantahin ko yung alam ko lang..
♪ At sa habang panahon ikaw ay makasama, ikaw na lang ang siyang kulang sa buhay kong ito ♪
Girl: Pangarap ko ang ibigin ka!
Boy: Pangarap ko din eh.
Girl: Alin dun? Ang dami kayang kanta nun.
Boy: Kantahin ko yung alam ko lang..
♪ At sa habang panahon ikaw ay makasama, ikaw na lang ang siyang kulang sa buhay kong ito ♪
Girl: Pangarap ko ang ibigin ka!
Boy: Pangarap ko din eh.
Bakit po ganito kasakit magmahal
Girl: Bakit po ganito kasakit magmahal?
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God: Kasi anak, minahal mo ng sobra ang taong nilaan ko para sa iba.
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God: Kasi anak, minahal mo ng sobra ang taong nilaan ko para sa iba.
ANG MGA BABAE:
ANG MGA BABAE:
masikreto, galing mag-deny, pabago bago isip, maarte, selosa, pakipot.
FAVORITE LINE NILA:
pare- pareho kayong mga lalaki!
PERO:
pag sila na pa-ibig mo.. gagawin ka nilang sentro ng buhay nila. LOYAL sila.
at GUGUHO ang mundo nila sa sandaling iwan mo sila.
masikreto, galing mag-deny, pabago bago isip, maarte, selosa, pakipot.
FAVORITE LINE NILA:
pare- pareho kayong mga lalaki!
PERO:
pag sila na pa-ibig mo.. gagawin ka nilang sentro ng buhay nila. LOYAL sila.
at GUGUHO ang mundo nila sa sandaling iwan mo sila.
malaking KALOKOHAN
ang LOVE ay parang lumilipad na turtle..
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isang malaking KALOKOHAN.
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isang malaking KALOKOHAN.
parang hit & run
Ang pag-ibig minsan parang hit & run..
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Kapag hindi na kayang panagutan, tatakbuhan ka na lang
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Kapag hindi na kayang panagutan, tatakbuhan ka na lang
Pag Ayaw Na
"Ang mga lalaki kasi kapag ayaw na, gagawa yan ng mga bagay na ayaw ng girl, ipaparamdam niya yun sayo ng unti-unti."
-Papa Jack
-Papa Jack
MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA
GIRL: hoy! alam mo bang MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA?
BOY: (nakaheadset) ha? anu yun? may sinasabi ka?
GIRL: *badtrip* wala! sabi ko lumindol kahapon! naramdaman mo ba?!! bat di ka pa nilamon ng lupa!?? *sabay alis*
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BOY: (buti na lng lowbatt ang ipod ko, narinig ko lahat)
BOY: (nakaheadset) ha? anu yun? may sinasabi ka?
GIRL: *badtrip* wala! sabi ko lumindol kahapon! naramdaman mo ba?!! bat di ka pa nilamon ng lupa!?? *sabay alis*
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BOY: (buti na lng lowbatt ang ipod ko, narinig ko lahat)
Selos!
BOY: selos! selos! puro ka nalang selos! kelan ba magtatapos yang pagseselos mo?
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GIRL: kapag 'di na kita mahal!
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GIRL: kapag 'di na kita mahal!
Kamusta naman buhay mo?
Boy: Kamusta naman buhay mo?
Girl: Eto, okay lang. Ikaw, kamusta buhay mo?
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Boy: Eto, kausap ko ♥
Girl: Eto, okay lang. Ikaw, kamusta buhay mo?
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Boy: Eto, kausap ko ♥
I'll call you tomorrow
(11:55 pm) Boy: Baby, I'll call you tomorrow.. ok?
(11:55 pm) Girl: Okay.. :">
(12:01 am) *phone rings*
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(12:02 am) Boy: Hi Baby! It's tomorrow.. ♥ :">
(11:55 pm) Girl: Okay.. :">
(12:01 am) *phone rings*
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(12:02 am) Boy: Hi Baby! It's tomorrow.. ♥ :">
Unfair?
Mas unfair daw ang GIRLS kesa BOYS. TRUE or FALSE?
1st scenario:
BOY: alam mo crush ko yun
GIRL: crush mo? eh di magsama kayo!
2nd scenario:
GIRL: alam mo crush ko yun (kinikilig)
BOY: (galit) crush mo?!
GIRL: bakit ka galit? crush lang naman ah.
1st scenario:
BOY: alam mo crush ko yun
GIRL: crush mo? eh di magsama kayo!
2nd scenario:
GIRL: alam mo crush ko yun (kinikilig)
BOY: (galit) crush mo?!
GIRL: bakit ka galit? crush lang naman ah.
Mahal At Gusto
Alam mo ba ang pinagkaiba ng taong MAHAL mo at ng taong GUSTO mo?
Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng taong gusto mo, namumula ka.
Pero pag sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka.
Sa harap ng taong gusto mo, nahihiya ka.
Pero sa taong mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa taong gusto mo
Pero sa mahal mo, nakikipagtitigan ka pa.
Pag umiiyak ang mahal mo, napapaiyak ka din.
Pero sa taong gusto mo, pinapatahan mo lang.
Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng taong gusto mo, namumula ka.
Pero pag sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka.
Sa harap ng taong gusto mo, nahihiya ka.
Pero sa taong mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa taong gusto mo
Pero sa mahal mo, nakikipagtitigan ka pa.
Pag umiiyak ang mahal mo, napapaiyak ka din.
Pero sa taong gusto mo, pinapatahan mo lang.
"EXPECTATIONS"
One word that best describes the cause of pain, hatred and hurt..
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"EXPECTATIONS"
We shouldn't have too much of it.
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"EXPECTATIONS"
We shouldn't have too much of it.
IKAW ang palaging "MAS"
MAHAL ka naman niya eh.
kaya lang sa inyong dalawa, IKAW ang palaging "MAS"
MAS nagmamahal
MAS nababaliw
MAS nadidisappoint
MAS nagpapahalaga
MAS sweet
MAS umiintindi
kaya IKAW din ang palaging MAS NASASAKTAN.
kaya lang sa inyong dalawa, IKAW ang palaging "MAS"
MAS nagmamahal
MAS nababaliw
MAS nadidisappoint
MAS nagpapahalaga
MAS sweet
MAS umiintindi
kaya IKAW din ang palaging MAS NASASAKTAN.
Reasons kung bakit ayaw manligaw ng lalaki:
1. TORPE kasi siya
2. FRIENDS at ayaw masira kung anong meron sila
3. tingin niya , WALA siyang PAG-ASA
4. may GUSTO din ang KAIBIGAN NIYA dun sa girl
5. MALAYO na sila sa isa't-isa
6. AYAW ma-REJECT
7. WALAng PERA
-- kung ano pa man ang reasons mo ito lang ang masasabi ko sayo:
"ANG TANGA MO! KUNG GUSTO MO, GIVE IT A TRY.
MALAY MO, IKAW LANG PALA INAANTAY NIYA."
2. FRIENDS at ayaw masira kung anong meron sila
3. tingin niya , WALA siyang PAG-ASA
4. may GUSTO din ang KAIBIGAN NIYA dun sa girl
5. MALAYO na sila sa isa't-isa
6. AYAW ma-REJECT
7. WALAng PERA
-- kung ano pa man ang reasons mo ito lang ang masasabi ko sayo:
"ANG TANGA MO! KUNG GUSTO MO, GIVE IT A TRY.
MALAY MO, IKAW LANG PALA INAANTAY NIYA."
Bad News Good News
BAD NEWS: Nagtext yung crush mo na may ka-relationship na siya.
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GOOD NEWS: Pag open mo ng fb account mo, may relationship request ka.
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GOOD NEWS: Pag open mo ng fb account mo, may relationship request ka.
may pera ka na ba
Girl1: Mamatay na sana lahat ng malalandi sa mundo!
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Gril2: Bakit may pera ka na ba panlibing mo?
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Gril2: Bakit may pera ka na ba panlibing mo?
Dear BOYS,
Dear BOYS,
Kung hindi mo kami tatratuhin ng mabuti, huwag kang magalit kung may ibang gagawa nito para sa'min.
Love,
GIRLS
Kung hindi mo kami tatratuhin ng mabuti, huwag kang magalit kung may ibang gagawa nito para sa'min.
Love,
GIRLS
nauso yung panloloko
Simula ng nauso yung panloloko ng lalaki,
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ayun gumaya din mga babae..
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ayun gumaya din mga babae..
"I LOVE YOU"
MARAMING NATUTUWA SA SALITANG "I LOVE YOU"
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NGUNIT MAS MARAMI ANG NABIBIGO DAHIL DIN SA SALITANG "I LOVE YOU"
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NGUNIT MAS MARAMI ANG NABIBIGO DAHIL DIN SA SALITANG "I LOVE YOU"
Mahal kita kahit pangit ka!
GIRL: Mahal kita kahit GWAPO ka!
BOY: Mahal kita kahit pangit ka!
GIRL: Aww, GWAPO naman sinabi ko ah?
BOY: Di pa ako tapos..
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Mahal kita kahit pangit ka para sa kanila basta para saken, ikaw ang PINAKAMAGANDA at PINAKAMABAIT. Aanhin ko pa yung ibang babae dyan, maganda nga sila! Pero HINDI NAMAN IKAW SILA! I love you mwaaah
BOY: Mahal kita kahit pangit ka!
GIRL: Aww, GWAPO naman sinabi ko ah?
BOY: Di pa ako tapos..
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Mahal kita kahit pangit ka para sa kanila basta para saken, ikaw ang PINAKAMAGANDA at PINAKAMABAIT. Aanhin ko pa yung ibang babae dyan, maganda nga sila! Pero HINDI NAMAN IKAW SILA! I love you mwaaah
hindi ka pala niya maha
Bakit ang hirap sabihin sa mahal mo na mahal mo siya?
Simple lang,
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dahil takot kang malaman na hindi ka naman pala niya mahal.
Simple lang,
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dahil takot kang malaman na hindi ka naman pala niya mahal.
Wagasan
Yung relasyong parang magkaibigan lang kayo kung magbarahan. Pero kung maglambingan eh, WAGASAN.
can still make you smile
You know it's TRUE LOVE when no matter how far the distance is, he can still make you smile. ♥
kuntento na siya SAYO
Dapat makuntento ka sa taong mahal mo,
kahit alam mong maraming HIHIGIT SA KANYA.
alam mo naman siguro na marami ang HIHIGIT SA TULAD MO,
pero kuntento na siya SAYO.
kahit alam mong maraming HIHIGIT SA KANYA.
alam mo naman siguro na marami ang HIHIGIT SA TULAD MO,
pero kuntento na siya SAYO.
8.17.2011
It's Difficult.
It's easy to play with love. Easy to hurt the feeling of others. Easy to let the person loves you cry, but it's difficult to find a person who really loves you.
Ex-husband
A woman walking on a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting, "Why did you have to die?!" Feeling sorry for the man, she put her hand on his arm and asked? "Is that your wife you're grieving for?" To which the man replied, "No it's my wife's ex husband."
Jealous Brother
A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boyfriend and asks, "Everyday you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister?"
THRILL
Ang pag-ibig hindi inaantay, hindi hinahanap at mas lalong hindi kusang dumarating ito ay inaagaw para may THRILL.
Sent Items
Kung nagdududa ka na may ibang katext yung taong mahal mo, tandaan mo, wag ka magselos sa INBOX, dapat sa SENT ITEMS.
Para Kang Screw
Para kang screw. The more na umiikot ka sa isip ko, the more na bumabaon ka sa puso ko.
Don't Ever Forget
Don't ever forget your old friends when new one get added. Because "A new broom may sweep clean, but the old brush knows all the corners."
Attitude of SOME boys:
Nanliligaw palang: Pwede ba kitang ihatid?
Naging sila na: So, pwede na kitang ihatid everyday?
3-6months na sila na: Sige na nga, ihahatid na kita!
6months-1year: Hahatid pa ba kita?
1year up : TEXT MO NA LANG AKO PAG NAKA-UWI KA NA.
Naging sila na: So, pwede na kitang ihatid everyday?
3-6months na sila na: Sige na nga, ihahatid na kita!
6months-1year: Hahatid pa ba kita?
1year up : TEXT MO NA LANG AKO PAG NAKA-UWI KA NA.
Marunong Mag-isip
Hindi lahat ng tahimik ay NASA LOOB ANG KULO.
Sila lang kasi yung tipo ng tao na
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MARUNONG MAG-ISIP, BAGO MUNA KUMIBO.
Sila lang kasi yung tipo ng tao na
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MARUNONG MAG-ISIP, BAGO MUNA KUMIBO.
Ano Ba Pangarap Mo?
BOY: Patulong naman ako sa essay ko. Kailangan ko ng topic eh. Pangarap daw.
GIRL: Sure ! Saan ka ba interesado ?
BOY: Sayo ! ♥
GIRL: Nako ! Tigilan mo nga ko ha ?! K. Anu ba talaga gusto mo ?
BOY: Ikaw !
GIRL: Hindi mo talaga ko tatantanan ?? Dali na, Seryoso, anu ba pangarap mo ?
BOY: Ang makasama ka sa simbahan, sa harap ng pari ..
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at susuotan kita ng singsing.
GIRL: Sure ! Saan ka ba interesado ?
BOY: Sayo ! ♥
GIRL: Nako ! Tigilan mo nga ko ha ?! K. Anu ba talaga gusto mo ?
BOY: Ikaw !
GIRL: Hindi mo talaga ko tatantanan ?? Dali na, Seryoso, anu ba pangarap mo ?
BOY: Ang makasama ka sa simbahan, sa harap ng pari ..
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ACRONYM NG MGA UNIVERSITY PAG UMULAN
UE = Uy Evacuate!
NU = Nako Umulan
UST = Uy Stranded Tayo
DLSU = Di Lang Sa Uste
ADMU = Ay Damn, Maski Us?
UP = Umapaw Potek
CSB = Chong San Banda?
SBC = Sa Bewang Chong
FEU = Fuck Etong Ulan!
LPU = Lubog Pati Us!
UBELT - Umuulan, Binabaha. Exasperating Langoy na Tayo
PLM = Please Lang Maawa!
PNU= Panu Na Umuulan
TUP = Tsk Underwater POTEK
ADU= Ampotek! Damay Us
PLM= Pano Lulusong Man?
MCL= Maski Cars Lubog
NU = Nako Umulan
UST = Uy Stranded Tayo
DLSU = Di Lang Sa Uste
ADMU = Ay Damn, Maski Us?
UP = Umapaw Potek
CSB = Chong San Banda?
SBC = Sa Bewang Chong
FEU = Fuck Etong Ulan!
LPU = Lubog Pati Us!
UBELT - Umuulan, Binabaha. Exasperating Langoy na Tayo
PLM = Please Lang Maawa!
PNU= Panu Na Umuulan
TUP = Tsk Underwater POTEK
ADU= Ampotek! Damay Us
PLM= Pano Lulusong Man?
MCL= Maski Cars Lubog
Too Painful
When a person cannot answer directly to your question probably the answer is too painful for you to know or too hard for them to admit.
Akin Ka Lang
"AKIN KA LANG!"
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is the most SELFISH LINE you'll ever hear, but the SWEETEST THING that everyone loves to hear.
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Move On
"Kung ayaw na sa iyo ng lalaki, move on. Tigilan mo na iyang pagluluksa mo. Wala ka na rin namang mapapala riyan. Kung patuloy ka lang masasaktan dahil iniwan ka niya, that's just worthless. Hindi siya babalik sa iyo kahit magalit ka pa sa buong mundo kung hindi ka na talaga niya mahal. Kahit magluksa ka pa buong buhay mo."
Pag Nagselos
ang BABAE pag nagselos..
mag-iisip, hindi makatingin, tatahimik,
sabay iiyak.
ang LALAKI pag nagselos..
tatahimik, mag-iisip, titingnan ka ng masama,
sabay walk out.
mag-iisip, hindi makatingin, tatahimik,
sabay iiyak.
ang LALAKI pag nagselos..
tatahimik, mag-iisip, titingnan ka ng masama,
sabay walk out.
SUre ka?
My grandfather once told me, "Did you know that the only word in the dictionary that starts with "SU" that pronounced /SH/ is SUGAR?" I just smiled and said, "SURE ka?" Ayun binato niya ako ng dictionary.
The end justifies the MEANS.
Feelings are NEVER permanent. Maybe TODAY you LOVE that person. Maybe TOMORROW, it's HATE. You can never know how much a PERSON means to YOU unless that person is GONE. Remember: The end justifies the MEANS.
Superman O Barbie
Dad: (holding two toys, letting his son choose) Si barbie o Superman?
Son: Superman Dad!
Dad: Good! (Then he left.)
Son: Gwapo mo tlaga Superman! Bakat na Bakat!
Son: Superman Dad!
Dad: Good! (Then he left.)
Son: Gwapo mo tlaga Superman! Bakat na Bakat!
Bahay Kubo Nosebleen Version
Nipa Hut - even though it is small, the plants there are variety. Turnip and eggplant, winged bean and peanut, string bean, hyacinth bean, lima bean. Waxguard, loofah, white squash and pumpkin. And there are also radish, mustard, onion, tomato, garlic and ginger and all around are full of sesame seeds.
Talagang Para Saýo
Wala namang mawawala sa'yo sa paghihintay, kung ang ga oras na ginugol mo sa paghihintay ay para sa taong talagang para saýo.
Under The Rain
It's nice when someone holds an umbrella for you under the rain, but it's nicer when someone holds your hand and together you'll run under the rain.
Silent Mutual Agreement
Friendship is not a hi-hello relationship; Not just simply buddies that you're always with; More than pampering attitude; More than a shoulder to cry on; Friendship is a silent mutual agreement of trust and care that. Not distance. Not new acquaintances. Nor any misunderstandings can take away.
No Next Times
Mistakes make you realize what you have, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes "there are no next times."
Sa Mukha Muna.
Di mo maaalis na bago mo mahalin ang tao ay sa mukha ka muna tumutingin, saka mo na lang siya mamahalin pag pati ugali niya, gusto mo na rin.
Sa Tingin Mo?
"Kung sa mundong ito, normal lang patayin ang mga taong ayaw mo. Sa tingin mo ba. buhay ka pa hanggang ngayon?" Bob Ong
Never...
Our fears should never be greater than our power to take risks, nor should our disappointment be greater than our power of acceptance. Anger should never overshadow the beauty of love, nor should pain and suffering stop us from moving on. Most importantly, life's mysteries should never stop us from believing in life's purpose and reason.
That is BLESSING
When you have a place to go at the end of the day - that is home; When you have people to love - that is family; When you have someone whom you can be yourself and accepts and cares for you in whatever circumstance - that is a friend. When you have all of them - that is BLESSING.
I Like The Way You Think
Teacher asks Johny: If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?
Johny: None as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four but I like the way you think.
Johny: I have a question maám. If three women are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking which is one is married?
Teacher nervously answered: Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johny: No, your wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think maám.
Johny: None as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four but I like the way you think.
Johny: I have a question maám. If three women are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking which is one is married?
Teacher nervously answered: Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johny: No, your wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think maám.
When It's Done, It's Done
One day, you have to wake up and realize nothing lasts forever. So when it's done, it's done.
Condom Ka Ba?
Boy: Miss condom ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman? Coz you want to protect me?
Boy: Ay hindi! Mas masarap kasi sa pakirmdam kung wala ka.
Girl: Bakit naman? Coz you want to protect me?
Boy: Ay hindi! Mas masarap kasi sa pakirmdam kung wala ka.
8.16.2011
Like Abstract
Girls are like an abstract painting. They are still beautiful, even if sometimes, you don't understand them.
Thank God There Are Women
Thank God there are women.
Facts of Life:
1. They can wear both skirts and shorts.
2. There's "Women's Day" but no "Men's Day".
3. They can be sure that the baby is theirs. Men can't always be sure.
4. They can cry and still look good. When men cry they look like dorks.
5. Most of all, women know the difference between a comfort room and a wall.
Facts of Life:
1. They can wear both skirts and shorts.
2. There's "Women's Day" but no "Men's Day".
3. They can be sure that the baby is theirs. Men can't always be sure.
4. They can cry and still look good. When men cry they look like dorks.
5. Most of all, women know the difference between a comfort room and a wall.
God Keeps me GOING
As I woke up today, I realized that I shouldn't regret any day of my life. Happiness keeps me SWEET.Trials makes me STRONG. Sorrows keep me HUMAN. Failures make me HUMBLE. Success keeps me GROWING and GOD keeps me GOING.
Apat na Beses
Sabi nila, apat na beses mo mararanasan ang pagmamahal sa buhay mo.
Una, pag natutunan mong mahalin ang sarili mo.
Pangalwa, may mahal kang iba pero hindi ka mahal.
Pangatlo, mahal ka pero hindi mo mahal, at
Pang-apat, mahal mo at mahal ka pero hindi tama ang panahon pero kayo ang para sa isa't isa.
Una, pag natutunan mong mahalin ang sarili mo.
Pangalwa, may mahal kang iba pero hindi ka mahal.
Pangatlo, mahal ka pero hindi mo mahal, at
Pang-apat, mahal mo at mahal ka pero hindi tama ang panahon pero kayo ang para sa isa't isa.
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