Sad Story Of A Man

Last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me.
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work.
Even my colleagues did not greet me.
As I entered my office, my pretty secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss!"
I felt special.
She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
We went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK," I said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake and my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!!"
And I was waiting on the sofa.
I was.....NAKED.