Dear Girls

Dear Girls,

Di lahat ng lalake pare-pareho. Pinaiyak ka man ng una, pinaluha ng pangalawa at yung pangatlo ay pinagmukha kang tanga. May lalake paring darating at ituturing kang prinsesa.

So You Never Forget Me

Little Boy - Will you marry me?!

Little Girl - But.. We are too young to marry..

Little Boy- Yeah!! I know, I'm just making sure that I am the first one to ask you.. SO YOU NEVER FORGET ME.

Pangalan Ng Baby Natin

Gf: Buntis ako! Anung gagawin natin? Problema ‘to…

Bf: (di kumibo)

Gf: Ano? Kala ko ba mahal mo ko?

Bf: (di pa din kumikibo)

Gf: Pananagutan mo ba ko o hindi?

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Bf: Kesa sigaw ka ng sigaw dyan, tulungan mo nalang ako kung anung magandang… PANGALAN NG BABY NATIN.

Same Way I Looked At Your Mother

A simple cute short story:

Today, my boyfriend came over
and met my parents.

Then he left,
and my Dad told me
that my boyfriend loved me.

I smiled and asked,
“How do you know?”

He said,
"Because he looks at you
the same way I look at your mother".

Like My Dad

Sometimes I wish he'd be like my dad. Always scared to lose me even though he knows I belong to him from the start.

Someone Important To Protect

A person becomes stronger not because he knows a lot of special techniques but because he has someone very important to protect.

His Girlfriend is the Best

A real boyfriend knows how to value a relationship. No matter how many girls may come, he doesn't care. Because for him, his girlfriend is the BEST.

I'm A Little Shy

Girl: I'm tired of searching for my
PRINCE CHARMING. I'm done.

Guy: Don't give up!

Girl: I'm not giving up, I'm just going to let him find ME.

Guy:
What if he already found you
a long time ago?

Girl: If he did, then why is it
taking him so long to speak up?

Guy: Sorry,
I'm a little shy ...

I'm Starting To Love You As My Wife

GF: Bakit mo ako tinawagan? Hating gabi na ah?

BF: Hon, May sasabihin ako sa'yo, Importante...

GF: Bakit sa ganitong oras? May umaga naman ah?

BF: Wala lang, Gusto lang kitang kausapin, sa ilalim ng maliwanag na buwan.

GF: Ang sweet mo ngayon ah? Anong sasabihin mo?

BF: I'm ending our relationship bilang mag BF-GF.

GF: Ha? Bakit? (Umiyak)

BF: Because I'm starting to love you as my WIFE. ♥
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Will you marry me

Love After Death

Airplane Story:

A flight attendant began checking the cabin before takeoff. A woman asked her, "Please remind my husband to take his heart pills. He's in the business class seat #8." The attendant assured the woman she would. After takeoff, she approached the man in seat #8. "Sir remember to take your heart pills."

Man: How do you know I have a heart problem?
Attendant: Your wife told me to remind you.

The man cried.

Attendant: Something wrong sir?
Man: My wife is dead. Her body is in this plane, I'm taking her home.

Sa'yo Ang Yakap Ko

BF: Kung nasa gitna tayo ng makapal na yelo at kasama natin ang ex mo, kanino mo ibibigay ang jacket mo?
GF: Siyempre sa ex ko!
BF: (nalungkot)
GF: Siyempre ikaw ang mahal ko, sa kanya na ang jacket ko, sa'yo naman ang mainit na yakap ko.

Pag Nagmahal Ka

Pag nagmahal ka, pumunta ka dun sa mabuti, hindi sa mabait lang. Piliin mo yung yayakapin ka kahit di ka naligo, yung hahalikan ka kahit bagong gising ka. Piliin mo yung magpapaluha saýo sa kakatawa hindi yung paiiyakin ka sabay tatawa. Piliin mo yung makakasama mo sa bawat araw ng buhay mo, hindi yung puro gabi lang. Mahalin mo yung hahawakan yung kamay mo sa harap ng buong mundo at higit sa lahat piliin mo yung kailangan ka dahil mahal ka niya, hindi yung mahal ka kasi may kailangan siya.

Two Things In My Hand

I want to explore the world with just two things in my hands. A camera in one hand, and his hand on the other.

Happy Monthsary

BF: Chocolate oh!
Gf: Ano yan suhol sa kalokohan mo?
BF: Kung yun sa tingin mo.
Gf: Bullshit!
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Pag tingin sa chocolate may note:

"Yesterday, nakipagpustahan ako sa dota para pambili sa favorite mong chocolate. Sorry di ako nakapunta sa meeting place naten. HAPPY MONTHSARY. "

Lalake Ka

Pag nagalit gf mo, tapatan mo ng lambing.

Pagsinampal ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng halik.

Pagsinuntok ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng yakap.

Pagminura ka ng gf mo, tapatan mo ng i love you..

Tandaan mo:
“Lalake ka at hindi ka nag gf para saktan lang at paiyakin”

Ang tunay na lalake, maalaga, tapat, mahaba ang pasensya at mapagmahal.♥

May Girlfriend Ka Na!

Isang araw, may 1 lalaki na nanliligaw at kausap niya ang nililigawan niyang babae..

Boy: Kailan mo ba ako sasagutin?

Girl: Naninigurado lang, teka, may iba ka pa bang nililigawan?

Boy: Wala, syempre.

Girl: Buti namin! Dahil may girlfriend ka na no!!

Boy: Sino ?

Girl: AKO!!!!

Chocolates and Roses

Girl: Ui! Ang sweet ah? Para kanino 'yong chocolates and roses mo?

Boy: Para sa liligawan ko.

Girl: Hala! Go, ibigay mo na.

Boy: Kaso nahihiya ako tsaka hindi ako marunong manligaw.

Girl: Madali lang 'yan. Pagka-abot mo sa girl kikiligin 'yon promise.

Boy: Talaga?

Girl: Oo. Promise! ;)

Boy: Oh eto nga pala Chocolate and Roses for you. Pwede bang manligaw?

bumili ka ng kausap mo

Girl: Ay ewan ko sayo! bumili ka ng kausap mo >.<
Boy: Penge akong pambili :D
Girl: Ano ako, NANAY mo? para sakin ka humingi ng pambili?

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Boy: Ay! Oo nga pala, ASAWA kita.

Pangarap ko ang ibigin ka!

Boy: Alam mo ba yung kanta ni Regine Velasquez ?

Girl: Alin dun? Ang dami kayang kanta nun.

Boy: Kantahin ko yung alam ko lang..

♪ At sa habang panahon ikaw ay makasama, ikaw na lang ang siyang kulang sa buhay kong ito ♪

Girl: Pangarap ko ang ibigin ka!

Boy: Pangarap ko din eh.

MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA

GIRL: hoy! alam mo bang MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA?
BOY: (nakaheadset) ha? anu yun? may sinasabi ka?
GIRL: *badtrip* wala! sabi ko lumindol kahapon! naramdaman mo ba?!! bat di ka pa nilamon ng lupa!?? *sabay alis*

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BOY: (buti na lng lowbatt ang ipod ko, narinig ko lahat)