You Can't Please Everyone

You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak.
You drink, you’re an alcoholic. 

You don’t drink, you’re a pussy. 

You read, you’re a nerd. 

You don’t read, you’re stupid. 

You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. 

You don’t tell a secret, you’re still an attention seeker. 

You let someone in, you’re easy. 

You dont let someone in, you’re too uptight. 

You smoke, you think you’re cool. 

You don’t smoke, you’re a loser. 

You've had sex, you’re a slut. 

You haven’t had sex, you’re a frigid little bitch. 

You wear makeup, you’re a slag. 

You don’t wear makeup you’re ugly.

-YOU CAN’T PLEASE EVERYONE