1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship where in one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
4. They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
5. The human brain functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year until you fall for someone.
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