Teacher asks Johny: If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?
Johny: None as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four but I like the way you think.
Johny: I have a question maám. If three women are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking which is one is married?
Teacher nervously answered: Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johny: No, your wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think maám.
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