He's not perfect.

He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist, but there's always on guy that is perfect for you.

A man I will never forget

“We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I’ve witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I’ve seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget.” ~V for Vendetta

Have you ever been in love?

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up a whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ or ‘how very perceptive’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love. ” ~ The character “Rose Walker” in The Sandman #65

Edward Cullen is a Vampire

Edward Cullen is not a vampire.
he lives in the woods,
he doesn't kill humans,
& he glitters when he's in the sun...
the dude is obviously a fairy.

Pag Dalawang Buwan Na

Girl: Sasagutin kita pag dalawang buwan na..
Boy: Sige maghihintay ako..
(after 2 months)
Boy: Sassagutin mo na ba ako?
Girl: Tumingin ka sa bintana..
Boy: (tumingin nga)
Girl: Ilang buwan ang nakikita mo?
Boy: Isa
Girl: O, isa lang pala eh.. sabi ko pag dalawang buwan na! Tanga!

Manok Na Nakatali

Hindi porke taken na siya di na siya pwedeng makuha, tandaan: "Mas madaling hulihin ang manok na nakatali. Huwag ka lang papahuli sa may-ari."

Time, Heart, and Behavior

Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in your life, but your behavior decide who will stay in your life.

It Will Be Alright

I've realized one thing about life. You can never escape pain, but at least you can choose between doing what is right or believing it will be alright.

Life is Very Short

Life is very short. So break your silly ego, forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, and never avoid anything that makes you happy.

Makita Ang Future

Sana may power akong makita ang future. Para kung halimbawa man na hindi ako yung mapapangasawa niya, kilala ko na kung sino ang ililigpit ko.

99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS

HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Noynoy VS. Bongbong

BONGBONG: can we talk?
NOYNOY: who you?
BONGBONG: kapal mo! you deleted my number na?
NOYNOY: kupal ka pala eh. sino ka ba?
BONGBONG: gago! senator BONGBONG here.
NOYNOY: tae ka! why would i have your #?

BONGBONG: di ka ba talaga pwedeng makausap nang matino?
NOYNOY: di tayo close, you know that!
BONGBONG: ulol! we have a lot of things in common, tandaan mo ‘yan.
NOYNOY: magkaiba tayo.

BONGBONG: ‘di ah! pangalan pa lang natin, pareho na! bong-bong! noy-noy!
NOYNOY: tanga! anong pareho dun!? magkaiba ‘yon. ferdinand ka, benigno ako.
BONGBONG: see? kapangalan pa natin ang ating mga ama.
NOYNOY: bobo! junior ka, the third ako. malaki ang difference no’n.

BONGBONG: pati sa mga kapatid natin, may similarity tayo. ‘yong panganay naming si ate IMEE: saksakan nang ‘tigas ng ulo noong dalaga. kapag nagustuhan ang lalaki, nagrerebelde.
NOYNOY: sira! hindi ganun ang panganay naming si ate ballsy.
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha! sinong may sabing si ballsy ang tinutukoy ko?
NOYNOY: huwag mong idamay si viel, tahimik ‘yon.
BONGBONG: sige na nga. regards na lang kay kris. joke!
NOYNOY: namemersonal ka na!
BONGBONG: ikaw ang nagsimula!

NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”

NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!

NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!

NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!

NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!

NOYNOY: teka nga! bakit ka ba text nang text?
BONGBONG: eh bakit reply ka nang reply?
NOYNOY: ano ba talagang gusto mo?
BONGBONG: simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.

NOYNOY: that’s not for me to decide.
BONGBONG: i’m not surprised.
NOYNOY: what do you mean?
BONGBONG: wushuuu! aminin mo, hindi naman talaga ikaw ang nagdedecide sa government kundi ang mga taong nakapaligid sa ‘yo eh!

NOYNOY: that’s democracy.
BONGBONG: that’s weakness.

NOYNOY: hindi ako diktador!
BONGBONG: oops, i’m sorry mr. symbolic president.
NOYNOY: sumusobra ka na! ang pagiging sobra ang dahilan kung bakit kayo pinalayas ng people power sa edsa. you’re way out of line!

BONGBONG: out of line??? no! we’re so back! isa sa senado, isa sa kamara at isang gobernadora.
NOYNOY: WALANG STATE BURIAL!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha, now you’re talking! fine!

NOYNOY: tapusin na natin ‘tong usapang ‘to. stop txting me!
BONGBONG: agad? i’m just warming up.
NOYNOY: maghanap ka ng kausap mo.
BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?

Silence.. (Note: BONGBONG Marcos didn’t reply. An aide said, “Na-check operator services po si Sir.”)

Ang matinong boyfriend:

1: NAGSESELOS - Kasi nga takot na maagaw ka.

2: NAGAGALIT - Kasi may kasalanan ka.

3. HINDI NAGREREPLY- Kasi ayaw n'ya ng humaba ang away.

4: NAGTATAMPO- Kasi gusto niya ng lambing mo.

5: NAGSOSORRY - Kasi nagsisisi na siya.

At higit sa lahat...

6: INIIYAKAN KA - KASI MAHAL KA NIYA TALAGA.

Umuulan Ba Sa Labas

INAY: Anak, umuulan ba sa labas?
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ANAK: Nay, sa tanda niyong yan.. Kelan pa umulan sa loob? Duh!

Pass

‎(Juan at Pedro sa PINOY HENYO)

(Pinapahula: KUTSILYO)

Juan: Bagay ba ito?
Pedro: Oo!
Juan: Nakikita sa bahay?
Pedro: Oo! Oo!
Juan: Nakikita sa kusina?
Pedro: OO! OO! MY GOSH! OO!
Juan: Ummm... panghiwa ng sibuyas?
Pedro: OO! OO! OO! OO!
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Juan: PASS!

Patay Na Patay

Gal: Saan tayo date sa Valentines?
Boy: Sa sementeryo!

Gal: Bakit dun?
Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sayo.

Really Attractive

Pedro: Alam mo Rosa, ...
Rosa: Ano yun?
Pedro: Your eyes are really attractive..
Rosa: Talaga?
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Pedro: Oo, they attract each other!

Hindi Konsumisyon

Dapat sa lalake nagiging INSPIRASYON..
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hindi KONSUMISYON.

Dahan-dahan

Dahan-dahan ka sa pagpili ng taong GUSTO mo,
Baka hindi mo alam..

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malampasan mo ang taong talagang para sa'yo.

Humanity

What surprised me the most about Humanity is,

“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.” - Dalai Lama

45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
...4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love

4 Laws for Lifetime

#1: Always make your FUTURE greater than your PAST.
#2: Always make your CONTRIBUTION greater than your REWARD.
#3: Always make your PERFORMANCE greater than your PREPARATION.
#4: Always make your GRATITUDE greater than your SUCCESS.

Enjoy the gift of life.

Marunong Magtiwala At Umunawa

Ang isang relasyon ay hindi binubuo ng isang libong pangako o isang libong kondisyon. Itoý pinatatatag ng dalawang klase ng tao: isang marunong magtiwala at isang marunong umunawa.

We're Just Friends

Shakespeare said:
"A boy and a girl can never be friends forever."

Lincoln said:
"Friendship is the start for what u call love."

Wordsworth said:
"Proposing a boy or a girl for friendship is nothing but indirectly saying i like you."

Jackie Chan said:
"Love is an everlasting friendship."

Michael Jackson said:
"If one can become your bestfriend, then he/she can easily become your life's partner."

-->>this is for all those guys/girls hu say..

"Were just friends"

Dear LOVE

NAKAKALOKONG LETTER NI BOY.

Dear LOVE,
Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli.
Sumulat ako dahil may ballpen at papel ako.
Alam mong crush kita, hindi yung crush sa eroplano kundi crush sa puso.
Hindi puso ng saging kundi puso ng tao.
Kaligayahan mo, Kaligayahan ko.
Kalungkutan mo, Kalungkutan ko.
Kamatayan mo, Solohin mo.
Ano ako baliw na sasama sayo?
Kung gusto mo akong sulatan eto address ko:
"Blind Sreet Di Makita Hanapin City"

- Nagmamahal
na ang bigas sa Palengke.

Emotions That Weakens The Organs

An information that should be read by all of us. Specific emotions that weakens organs in the body:
ANGER weakens the liver,
GRIEF weakens the lungs,
WORRY weakens the stomach,
STRESS weakens the heart and brain, and
FEAR fails the kidney.
So stay happy. Look good, feel good and do good.

my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl!

(A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge… so he stopped..)

Biker: What are you doing?

Girl: Committing suicide!

Biker: Well.. before you die i wish to i kiss you..

Girl : Ok..

(after kissing..)

Biker: Wow! that was da best kiss in my life… but why are you committing suicide?

Girl: Because my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl!

BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE!

Talking To God

Talking to God is like talking to a friend on the telephone. We may not see Him on the other end but we know He is listening.

Í'll Love But Never This Way Again

Because of love I've experienced many things in life. It made me weak. It made me strong. I learned to wait, to give way, to accept.

I've been hurt so many times. It made me move on and motivated me to let go. One thing's for sure, even if Ive experienced pain, I believe that I will love again, but never this way again.

Anything To Keep You Around

You don't need complicated set of rules to find a good person to love you. If a person loves you they'll do anything to keep you around.

Kung Maka-Imagine

Ang taong inlove,
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kung maka-imagine sagad.

Faking

Girls are so good at hiding their feelings,

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while guys are so good at faking theirs.

Para Kasi Ako Sa'yo

JEEP ka ba?

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" PARA " kasi ako sayo.

PEANUT ka ba?

PEANUT ka ba?

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PEANUTibok mo kasi tong puso ko eh

Para Sa Prinsipyo

“Ang tunay na lalaki hindi sumasali sa fraternity para lang masabing astig siya. Sumasali siya para sa prinsipyo. Hindi para sa hazing at pagmamayabang.”

Jack And Jill

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in s large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
In short:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

Titiradurin Ko Ang Buwan!

Sa Mental Hospital..
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: "Titiradurin ko ang buwan!"
Doctor: Mags-stay ka pa ng 5 buwan!
*5 months later*
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: Uuwi nako samin.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magt-trabaho ako.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Manliligaw ako ng babae.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magpapakasal kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Maghahanimun kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Hihiga kami sa kama.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Huhubarin ko damit, bra at panty niya.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Kukunin ko yung garter tapos gagawin kong tirador. At titiradurin ko ang buwan

Papanindigan nya yung gusto NIYA.

Ang TUNAY na lalaki...
di poporma sa iba para lang makaiwas sa pang-aasar ng tropa.
Papanindigan nya yung gusto NIYA.
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DI KUNG SINO ANG TYPE NG TROPA NYA.

Parang Alarm Clock

Si Lord parang alarm clock yan.
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Magagalit ka pag ginising ka,
pero marerealize mo sa huli na kung wala sya hanggang ngayon natutulog ka pa rin.:)

Kapag Nakabuntis

”Ang tunay na lalaki, kapag nakabuntis,

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‘di naiisip ang salitang abortion.”

Walang Tiwala

Kahit anong klaseng paliwanag na ikaw ang nasa TAMA,
kung wala naman siyang TIWALA,

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hindi din siya MANINIWALA

Sana Thesis Na Lang Ako

Sana naging THESIS na lang ako. Kailangan mo akong gawan ng PROPOSAL. Kapag naapprove na, tuwing gabi hindi ka makakatulog kakaisip sa'kin. Buong oras mo ay nasa akin. At pagdating ng takdang panahon, kahit may ERROR sa'kin, handa mo akong iDEFEND sa mga PANELIST na ang tanging alam ay hanapan ako ng MALI.

His Girlfriend is the Best

A real boyfriend knows how to value a relationship. No matter how many girls may come, he doesn't care. Because for him, his girlfriend is the BEST.

Attitude and Intents

God's concern is not the length of our prayer or the correctness of our language, but the attitude and intents of our minds and hearts.

Tree Full Of Fruits

They throw you stones because you are a good tree full of fruits. They see a lot of harvest in you. Don't go down to their level by throwing them back the stones they threw at you, but throw them your FRUITS so the seeds of your SELF may INSPIRE them to change their ways.

You Are There For A Reason

God has put you where you are right now for a reason. You are there to bless, to inspire, and to create a positive influence. You are there because God can use you to be Hid hand, feet and mouth to carry out His work. Continue to be a blessing always on everything you do.

Better Umbrella

Heavy rains are just like challenges in LIFE. Remember, never ask for a lighter rain, just pray for a better umbrella.

When Love Falls Out

No one is really afraid to fall in love so much. We're just afraid of the feeling that follows when love falls out.

Live a Life of Love

Love means living the way God commanded us to live. As you have heard from the beginning, his command is this, Live a life of love. - John 1:6

Namagnet Ako!

Pinilit kong maging BAKAL ang puso ko. Hindi ko naman alam , gawa pala sa MAGNET yang sa'yo. Ayan tuloy, namagnet ako.

Rush

INA: Bakit mo iniuwi dito sa bahay yang trabaho mo?
ANAK: Rush po to nay eh.
INA: Bwisit ka! Ikaw lang ang EMBALSAMADOR na naguuwi ng trabaho!

Your Time is Limited

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” - Steve Jobs’ Stanford Commencement Address

You Can Love

"When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look into the reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or our family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change. " - Thich Nhat Hanh

The Ten Secrets of Life

THE FIRST SECRET

The Power of Thought.
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize him or her when you meet him or her.

THE SECOND SECRET

The Power of Respect.
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself: "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself: "What do I respect about them?"

THE THIRD SECRET

The Power of Giving.
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.

THE FOURTH SECRET

The Power of Friendship.
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.

THE FIFTH SECRET

The Power of Touch.
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

THE SIXTH SECRET

The Power of Letting Go.
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't it never was." Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts, and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. "Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me-today is the beginning of a new life."

THE SEVENTH SECRET

The Power of Communication.
When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: "I Love You." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and. .. why are you waiting?

THE EIGHTH SECRET

The Power of Commitment.
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.

THE NINTH SECRET

The Power of Passion.
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone, it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

THE TENTH SECRET

The Power of Trust.
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels trapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself: "Do I trust them completely and unreservedly?" If the answer is "no", then you must think very carefully before you make any type of a commitment.

~Author Unknown~

Taking The First Step

"Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase." - Martin Luther King Jr.

Silence of Our Friends

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.

Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. 

When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

A Week Without God

A week without God would be:
Sinday
Mournday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Fightday
Shatterday
Remember: 7 days without God makes one Weak

Extraordinary

It's the simple things in life that are the most extraordinary.

Abrelata Brasil

HOST: If you would have to change your religious beliefs, would you marry the man you love?
DIONISIA: If I would change my religious beliefs? Op kors. Yes. I can. It's only a religion. If the man that I marry is from religion 2? And I'm in religion 8? I can move to religion 2 which is cagayan valley. Abrelata Brasil!

Exercise Tips

Always start your day with this exercise tips:

• Stretch your patience.
• Run miles of faith.
• Flex your love for God and others.
• Kick those worries away.
• Smile your heart out!
• Jump to good decisions and bend into right conclusions. 

Everything In Nothing

The Lord hides everything in nothing. He hides a tree in a seed. He hides a butterfly in a cocoon. He hides a king in a shepherd boy. He hides a Savior in a baby. Aren't you excited to see what He's hiding in you? Be prepared for the Little and Big blessings that God will provide you in the coming days to show his love for you.

Have Fun Along The Way

Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.

Appreciate What Remains

To be happy, sometimes you just have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward to what's coming next.

I Like The Way You Think

Sagutin muna bago tignan ang sagot.

Mga bugtong:
1. Mahaba't matigas, nang isubo'y kumatas.
2. Malaki at maumbok, hinihimas bago pumasok.
3. Malapad sa paningin, masarap pindutin.
4. Ibuka at higupin, singkitin bago kainin.
5. Ipinasok na lambutin, matigas ng hugutin.
6. Ang dulo'y mapula, puti ang ibinubuga.





Mga sagot:
1. Ice candy
2. Doorknob
3. Iphone
4. Tahong
5. Yelo
6. Yosi

Sending Failed

BREAK-UP STORY [Epekto ng Sending Failed]

She texted her BF..

G: Hi baby. :)

B: Hi, my love. ♥ (sending failed)

G: Are you there?

B: Yes babe, I'm here. (sending failed)

G: Hey! Are you ignoring me or what? >.<

B: Honey I'm not! I'm right here! (sending failed)

G: It's over! Don't you ever talk to me again!

B: Damn! Go to hell! (message sent)

Sad Story Of A Man

Last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me.
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work.
Even my colleagues did not greet me.
As I entered my office, my pretty secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss!"
I felt special.
She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
We went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK," I said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake and my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!!"
And I was waiting on the sofa.
I was.....NAKED.

Top 5 na Ikinaseselos ng mga Babae

#5 BASKETBALL. Tama bang unahin yun kaysa sa girlfriend?
#4 DOTA. Sige! Adik na eh!
#3 KA-TEXT NA GIRL. Dapat, girlfriend lang, wala ng epal!
#2 BARKADA. Hindi pa ba sila nagsasawa? Puro mukha na lang ng isa't isa ang nakikita nila.
#1 EX-GIRLFRIEND. Past is past, diba? Bakit nakikisahog pa? Ineentertain naman nung isa!

Listening To Lies

I love listening to his lies, especially when I know the truth.

Sa Table Na Lang

EKSENA SA MCDO

Dalawang Pilosopo nag-uusap

Customer: Pa-order nga isang Cheeseburger, Fries at CokeFloat.

Cashier: Dito nyo po ba kakainin sir?

Customer: Ay di ba pede sa table nlang? Nakakahiya kung dito. Madami pang nakapila.

Cashier: Ah. Gusto nyo po sa table kumain. Gamit kayo ng plato sir, kadiri nman sa table kayo kakain..

Pirated

Ang tunay na LALAKI/BABAE
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HUH? May PIRATED BA?

Wala Kang Load

Good News: Nagtext si Crush :">

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Bad News: Wala kang LOAD.

Goodbye VS. Letting Go

What's the difference between
GOODBYE and LETTING GO?

Goodbye is...
"I'll see you again,
when I'm ready to hold your hand,
and you're ready to hold mine".

Letting go is...
"I'll miss your hand,
I realized it's not mine to hold,
And I will never hold it again".

You Can't Please Everyone

You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak.
You drink, you’re an alcoholic. 

You don’t drink, you’re a pussy. 

You read, you’re a nerd. 

You don’t read, you’re stupid. 

You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. 

You don’t tell a secret, you’re still an attention seeker. 

You let someone in, you’re easy. 

You dont let someone in, you’re too uptight. 

You smoke, you think you’re cool. 

You don’t smoke, you’re a loser. 

You've had sex, you’re a slut. 

You haven’t had sex, you’re a frigid little bitch. 

You wear makeup, you’re a slag. 

You don’t wear makeup you’re ugly.

-YOU CAN’T PLEASE EVERYONE

No Second Chances

At age 3 we enter school with tears in our eyes and at 17 we leave the same way...You'll have a broken heart, you'll remember fights with your best friend and you'll cry because time is flying away. Life comes with no second chances, so live it to the fullest, do everything your heart desires, take pictures, laugh, forgive like you've never been hurt & tell someone what they mean to you.

Parang Tanga

Ang tao, parang tanga.

Naliligayahan sa kasinungalingan. Nagagalit sa katotohanan. Umiiyak sa mga kababawan. At higit sa lahat, ngumingiti pag nasasaktan.

9 HARDEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE

9. Being questioned when you yourself don't understand.

8. Pretending to be inocent of what you know about.

7. Trying to forget something you know you never will.

6. Admitting you were wrong after you have been so insistent that you were right.

5. Debating with yourself.

4. Accepting the fact that some things are not meant to be.

3. Trying to understand when you just can't.

2. Realizing that you have been tricked after you have given your whole trust.

1. Parting and letting go of someone you've loved all your life.