English Movie Titles translated in tagalog:

1. Black Hawk Down - Ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. Dead Man’s Chest – dodo ng patay
3. I Know What You Did Last Summer – uyy… Aminin!
4. Love, Actually – sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on theexchange rate of the country)
6. The Blair Witch Project – ang proyekto ng bruhang si Blair
7. Mary Poppins - Si Mariang may putok
8. Snakes on a Plane – Nag-ahasansa ere
9. The Postman Always Rings Twice – Ang Kartero Kapag
Dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. Sum of All Fears - Takot MO, takot ko, takot nating
Lahat
11. Swordfish – Talakitok
12. Pretty Woman – Ganda ng Lola MO
13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights – Si Robin Hood at ang mga
Felix Bakat
14. Four Weddings and a Funeral -kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - Ako, ikaw, kayong
Lahat
16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’sStone - Adik si harry,
tumira ng shabu (parental guidance)
17. Click – Pindot
18. Brokeback Mountain – May nawasak sa likod ng
Bundok ng tralala /Bumigay sa Bundok
19. The Day of the Dead – Ang araw ng mga patay
20. Waterworld – Basang-Basa
21. There’s Something About Mary – May kwan sa ano ni
Maria
22. Employee of the Month – Ang Sipsip
23. Resident Evil – Ang Biyenan
24. Kill Bill – Kilitiin sa Bilbil
25. The Grudge - Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
26. Nightmare Before Christmas – Binangungot Sa Noche
Buena
27. Never Been Kissed – Pangit Kasi
28. Gone in 60 seconds – 1 round,Tulog
29. The Fast and The Furious – Ang Bitin, Galit
30. Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang
Galit
31. Dude, Where’s My Car – Dong, anong level ulit tayo
nag-park?
32. Beauty and the Beast – Ang Asawa ko at Ang Nanay
nya
33. The Lord Of The Rings – Ang Alahero
34. Die Hard – Hindi Mamatay-matay
35. Die Hard, With A Vengeance – Hindi Na Mamatay-matay, Nag-higanti Pa
35. Lost In Space - Mga Tangang Naligaw sa Kalawakan
36. Paycheck – Sweldo
37. What Lies Beneath – Ang Pagsisinungaling sa Ilalim
38. Superman, The Return – Si Superman Bumalik, Naiwanan AngBrief
39. Cinderella Man – Bading si Cinderella
40. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Nag-trabaho si Charlie saGoya
41. Blade Runner – Magnanakaw ng Labaha
42. Schindler List – Mga May Utangkay Schindler
43. Men In Black - Mga Lalaking Namatayan
44. X-Men, The Last Stand – Mga Dating Lalaki, Huling Tinayuan
45. Wedding Crashers – Mga Bwiset sa Kasal
46. The Day After Tomorrow – Sa Makalawa
47. Three Men and a Baby – Ang Tatlong Yayo
48. Catch Me If You Can - Habulin Mo Ko
49. A Bug’s Life - Ang Buhay ng Isang Surot
50. Die Another Day - Mamatay Ka Uli Bukas
51. The Rock – Ang Shabu
52. Jaws – Panga
53. Back to the Future – Sa Likod ng Hinaharap
54. In the Line of Fire – Tumulay ka sa Alambreng may Apoy
55. Saturday Night Fever – Sabado ng Gabi, may Trangkaso
56. Stepmom – Tapakan si Inang
57. Brother Bear – Kuya Oso
58. Police Academy – Paaralan ng Mga Buwaya
59. The English Patient – Ang Pasyenteng Inglesera
60. Man on Fire – Nasusunog na Mama
61. The Horse Whisperer – Ang Tsismoso ng mga Kabayo
62. Dante’s Peak – Ang Bumbunan ni Dante
63. Legends of the Fall – Ang Kasaysayan ng mga Lampa
64. The Forgotten – Ewan
65. 3 Idiots – Ikaw, Siya, Kayo
66. Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen – Transformers, Ang paghihiganti ng mga lampa.

So You Never Forget Me

Little Boy - Will you marry me?!

Little Girl - But.. We are too young to marry..

Little Boy- Yeah!! I know, I'm just making sure that I am the first one to ask you.. SO YOU NEVER FORGET ME.

Walang Pambili ng Bigas

Aanhin mo ang PAG-IBIG NA WAGAS
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Kung pag nagsama na kayo WALA KAYONG PAMBILI NG BIGAS.

Ako Nga Pala Si Mata

HI ! AKO NGA PALA SI 'MATA' ..

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MATA-GAL KA NG MINAMAHAL ! YUN YUN EH !

Ikaw Ba Si Paola?

IKAW BA SI "PAOLA" ??

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KASI PAOLA-GI KITANG NAIISIP !

Ako Nga Pala Si Dennis

HI ! AKO NGA PALA SI "DENNIS" ..

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ANG iDENNIS-TINY PARA SAYO !

Ikaw Ba Si Aiko?

IKAW BA SI "AIKO" ??

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ANG TAONG "AIKO" MAWALA SA BUHAY KO !

Hey Busy

Hey busy

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Pangalan Ng Baby Natin

Gf: Buntis ako! Anung gagawin natin? Problema ‘to…

Bf: (di kumibo)

Gf: Ano? Kala ko ba mahal mo ko?

Bf: (di pa din kumikibo)

Gf: Pananagutan mo ba ko o hindi?

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Bf: Kesa sigaw ka ng sigaw dyan, tulungan mo nalang ako kung anung magandang… PANGALAN NG BABY NATIN.

Nazareno Ka Ba?

NAZARENO KA BA ??

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HANDA KASI AKONG MASAKTAN MAHIPUAN LANG KITA !

Top 5 Songs of 2012

TOP 5 SONGS OF 2012:

5. RUNAWAY
by Ramona Revilla

4. NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO
by Leila De Lima

3. SO SICK
by Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

2. PAALAM NA
by: Justice Corona

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1. THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU PARE
by Kc Concepcion!

Same Way I Looked At Your Mother

A simple cute short story:

Today, my boyfriend came over
and met my parents.

Then he left,
and my Dad told me
that my boyfriend loved me.

I smiled and asked,
“How do you know?”

He said,
"Because he looks at you
the same way I look at your mother".

Tourism Slogans

Since we have already the "It's more Fun in the Philippines" as Tourism slogan, maybe we can also have some of these Philippines domestic tourism slogans:

-Boracay, You Sexy Beach!
-Haller, Baller!
-Bohol, Go to Hill!
-Be Cool, Bicol!
-Thank You, Camiguin!
-Maliit Navotas, Lumalaki!
-We Fly High in Capiz!
-Go Gaga in Naga!
-Kaibigan, Punta na sa Vigan!
-Virac, You Rock!
-Kamuning Get Me!
-Better Leyte Than Never!
-Whee! Tawi-Tawi!
-Walang Aayaw sa Apayao!
-Maraming Gig sa Taguig!
-Bongga Ka Day sa Norsaragay!
-I wanna dance with Zambales, I wanna feel the heat with zambales!

Tubig Ka Ba?

Boy: Hi Miss, tubig ka ba?

Girl: Tao ako, tanga ka ba? Hindi ba halata? Kakausapin mo ba ko kung tubig ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sayo e.

Boy:  Ganun ba? Ano na lang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo?

Girl:   Alam ko na yan e. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo "Match tayo"

Boy:  Tanga! Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala ka bang posporong nagsasalita? Kaya walang nanliligaw sayo eh..

Ako Pala si Sarah

Hi ako nga pala si SARAH,
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ang saSARAHdo sa pagiging single mo. ♥

San Ka Babe?

GF: Babe. Ano gawa mo ?
BF: Wala naman. Ito pagod at inaantok na , ikaw babe?
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GF: Ito nasa club. Pinagmamasdan ka.

Don't Let Anyone Hold The Pen

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

Meant To Be The Love of Your Life

A guy out there was meant to be the love of you life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid $8 to see it. He'll call to say goodnight, or just because he is missing you. He'll look in your eyes and tell you, you're the most beautiful girl, in the world, and, for the first time in your life, you'll believe it.

Consistency

You don't actually need labels in relationships, what you need is consistency. You just need to know that they're not going to wake up in the morning and feel differently.

The Reality Of Being Just Friends

It's really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always have. To treat someone as ordinary when in fact he's very special. To keep calm, though you're obviously jealous. To move on on your own, with an empty and totally wounded heart. To smile even in deep pain. To let go of the person you dreamt forever with. To accept the reality of being just friends and to give up everything though inside, you still wanna try.

Where It Is You're Going

In life we do things. Some we wish we had never done. Some we wish we could replay a million times in our heads. But they all make us who we are, and in the end they shape every detail about us. If we were to reverse any of them we wouldn't be the person we are. So just life, make mistakes, have wonderful memories, but never ever second guess who you are, where you have been, and most importantly where it is you're going.

Like My Dad

Sometimes I wish he'd be like my dad. Always scared to lose me even though he knows I belong to him from the start.

No Corners

Loyal and honest boys are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately the earth has no corners.

Most Playful Element

Time is the most playful element because it lengthens the minutes when you wait, and rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.

Never Ending Excuses

Sometimes reasons are not really reasons. Sometimes they are just stupid, nonsense and never ending excuses.

Eclipse Happens

Maybe love is like the sun and the moon. They are not meant for now but sooner they will be. Eclipse happens right?

Stupid Question

If you don't want to hear a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question.

Makasalanang Mata

Hindi kasalanan ng isang tao na pag-usapan siya, problema na yun ng mga makasalanang mata na hindi muna inaalam ang kwento sa likod ng mga nakikita nila.

Missing Someone Badly

It feels sad to miss someone badly. Especially when both of you shared an unforgettable memory. It's so sad not to feel the presence of that someone. It burns your heart with all that sadness and longing. With all that burden you're going through, you though your someone also misses you but only to find out that the someone you knew was enjoying the time without you.

Once Made You Happy

The hardest person to get over with is the one you never had, but once made you happy.

When You Begin To Care

Love starts when you begin to care when you miss someone for no permanent reason. That love give's life satisfaction and personal delight. But what's most seen in love is you risk your self to be fooled and get hurt just to feel a simple completeness.

You Will Never Let Him Fall

Trust is like the feeling of a 1-year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs because he knows you will never let him fall.

Parang Kandidato

Ang puso parang kandidato. Kung hindi tama ang susi, hindi ka talaga makakapasok.
LESSON: Huwag mong ipilit ang sarili mo sa taong hindi ka gusto.
DAPAT GAWIN: Maghintay sa taong nararapat sa pagmamahal mo.
HINDI DAPAT: Hindi ka dapat magalit sa taong nanakit saýo.
INSTEAD gawin mo siyang inspirasyon para tibayan ang loob mo.
ADVICE: Don't cry for someone who doesn't deserve your tears.

No Rewinds

Don't miss the chances that life is giving you to spend with people you love. Remember, when it comes to life, there are no rewinds.

Let It Come From Your Heart

For whatever choice you are about to make in this lifetime, always remember one thing: Let it come from your heart.

GREAT FACTS

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship where in one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
4. They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
5. The human brain functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year until you fall for someone.

An Intellectual Act

Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone.

Hindi Lahat Totoo

Hindi lahat ng kwento ay totoo at hindi lahat ng totoo ay pwedeng ikwento.

Someone Important To Protect

A person becomes stronger not because he knows a lot of special techniques but because he has someone very important to protect.

Taste Not A Feeling

Bitterness is supposed to be a taste, not a feeling.

Not Everything Stays Forever

Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for, just so you can have them longer.

The Way Forget Us

In time, we will realize that there are people who are unworthy of our sacrifices after all, we just have to forget them, just like the way they forget us.

Stolen Shots

Attitude us like posting for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others but stolen shots are better because it captures who we really are.

For All The Wrong Reasons

Don't wait for the moment of regret to realize that everything you wanted and dreamed of has left you for all the wrong reasons.

Invention of Pillow

The invention of pillow exemplifies a person's need to be with someone. The need to rest your head on someone's shoulder. The need for something soft when life gets too hard.

There is Always Someone Who Loves You

Don't give up on love because there is always someone who loves you even if it's not the person you we're hoping for.

To Be Accepted

Don't try to understand everything coz sometimes it is not meant  to be understood but rather to be accepted.

Twists and Turns

Things in life move with twists and turns. And they happen with valid reasons. So if you doubt why something happens to you, stick to this: "We can never learn to be brave and strong if the only thing in this world is happiness."

He's not perfect.

He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist, but there's always on guy that is perfect for you.

A man I will never forget

“We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I’ve witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I’ve seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget.” ~V for Vendetta