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8.14.2011

Heart Surgery

Girl: I'm having a heart surgery.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!

After the surgery, the girl woke up with only his father on her side.

Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What?! (the girl starts crying)
Father: I'm just kidding. He went to the toilet.

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