After All, He's Your Son

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.

DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?

SON: At school. *Robot slaps Son* Ok, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again* OK. It was day with a porn star.

DAD: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps Dad*

MOM: Hahahaha! After all he's your son. *Robot slaps Mom*