Modern Philosophies
- Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
- The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
- Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- Your future depends on your dreams so go to sleep.
- Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- Save water. Shower with a partner.
- Drink beer. Conserve water.
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