If You're Trying,I'm Staying

I can't promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is that if you're trying, i'm staying.

Warranty Expired

An angry bird was not happy with his wife, so he sent the following message to his mother-in-law. "Your product does not match my requirements."

The smart mother-in-law replied,"Warranty expired: manufacturer not responsible after the seal is broken."

Eh Bakit Ikaw?

Wife: Honey, ibili mo naman ako ng bra.

Husband: Honey, wag kana magbra, maliit naman dede mo eh.

Wife: (taas kilay) Eh, bakit ikaw naka brief?

In Pairs

You know why God made eyes in pair, ears in pair, hands in pair, legs in pair, while HEART is single?

For it to find its pair.

Parang Gobyerno

Ang Gf parang gobyerno lang yan. Maraming ipinagbabawal. Samantalang ang BF parang pulitiko, maraming pangakong puro naman napapako.

Miss, Anong Oras Na?

Boy: Miss, pwede magtanong? Anong oras na?

Girl: Nagtatanong ka ng oras? Tapos, itatanong mo pangalan ko? Tapos, hihingin mo number ko? Tapos, liligawan mo ako? Tapos, after one month na pacharming-charming, sasagutin kita. Tapos, bibisita ka sa bahay. Tapos magde-date tayo. Syempre, pakipot naman ako. Tapos, dadalhin mo ako sa motel! Tapos, may mangayayari sa atin. Tapos, mabubuntis ako? Tapos, pakakasal tayo! Tapos, bubugbugin mo lang ako! At pano na ang bata? Kaya hindi! Hindi ko sasabihin kung anong oras na!

Boy: ??? (speechless)

Thumb Mark

Aling Dionisia in a bank

Teller: Maám may ID ba kayo na may picture?
Dionisia: May pecture naman yang ID ko ah!

Tinignan ulit ng teller ang ID

Teller: Ay meron po pala. Sorry po. Kala ko thumb mark.

Maria Go

Teacher: Verb is an action word. Juan give me an example.
Juan: Went maám.
Teacher: Very good! Use it in a sentence.
Jaun: Maria go went to twon.
Teacher: Wrong! Kung gagamit ka ng went wala na yung go.
Juan: Maám yung go po apelyido ni Maria. Intindihin mo po kasi. Hindi ung lagi ka nagmamagaling.
Teacher: (nga-nga)

life is a surprise

We never know what really will happen to us each day and we never choose things that will be happening. So, let each day and all the days of our life be a surprise of what things will bring us, may it be happy or sad, exciting or boring, scary or fearless, forgettable or memorable. But one thing I want to wish from God, is to keep you safe. Give you love and courage. and give you the comfort of life that you deserve.

Sayo ako ikakasal

Di bale ng hindi kumain ng INASAL, oh maging sing talino ni RIZAL matupad lang ang aking DASAL na saýo ako IKAKASAL.

For Free

Love as much as you can because aside from dreaming , loving is the next best thing that you could avail for free.