Mississippi

In a bus, a lady hears 2 Jamaican men engaged in an animated discussion:
"Emma cums first, then i cum, then 2 asses cum togeda. i cum once-a-more, 2 asses cum togeda again. i cum again and pee twice, then i cum 1 last time."
LADY: You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed! In this country, we don't speak aloud about sex lives in public places!
JAMAICAN: Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin bouta sex? Imma just telling ma friend how ta spella Mississippi.