Jokes and Quotes Bulletin

Be happy in front of the people who don't like you, it kills them. :D

I can't promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is that if you're trying, i'm staying.

An angry bird was not happy with his wife, so he sent the following message to his mother-in-law. "Your product does not match my requi...

Wife: Honey, ibili mo naman ako ng bra. Husband: Honey, wag kana magbra, maliit naman dede mo eh. Wife: (taas kilay) Eh, bakit ikaw naka...

You know why God made eyes in pair, ears in pair, hands in pair, legs in pair, while HEART is single? For it to find its pair.

Ang Gf parang gobyerno lang yan. Maraming ipinagbabawal. Samantalang ang BF parang pulitiko, maraming pangakong puro naman napapako.

Boy: Miss, pwede magtanong? Anong oras na? Girl: Nagtatanong ka ng oras? Tapos, itatanong mo pangalan ko? Tapos, hihingin mo number ko? Ta...

Aling Dionisia in a bank Teller: Maám may ID ba kayo na may picture? Dionisia: May pecture naman yang ID ko ah! Tinignan ulit ng teller...

Teacher: Verb is an action word. Juan give me an example. Juan: Went maám. Teacher: Very good! Use it in a sentence. Jaun: Maria go went ...

We never know what really will happen to us each day and we never choose things that will be happening. So, let each day and all the days of...

Di bale ng hindi kumain ng INASAL, oh maging sing talino ni RIZAL matupad lang ang aking DASAL na saýo ako IKAKASAL.

Love as much as you can because aside from dreaming , loving is the next best thing that you could avail for free.

It's not the mistake that matter, it's how you deal with it, what you learn from it, and how you apply that lesson to your life.

Appreciate life even if it's not perfect. Contentment is not the fulfillment of what we wish for, but an appreciation of what we have.

Never use your failure yesterday as an excuse for not trying again. We may not be able to undo the damages but we can always make a new star...

It's always a blessing to realize you still have the chance to wake up every morning even if you have sometimes failed to pray at night.

Learn to value the people around you because once you LOSE someone, it is never exactly the same person who comes back.

A fact: Most singles spend their free time at home. Then they wonder why they never meet anybody.

Everyday is a new beginning. So, stay away from might have been and look at what can be.

Dionisia: Ayuko na ng Ingles, hirap intindihin! Manny: Bakit naman? Dionisia: Eh pano, ang isda, pis, ang mukha, pis, ang pandikit, pis, a...

Boy: Braha ka ba? Girl: Bakit? Boy: Ikaw kasi ang queen of hearts ko eh. Girl: Braha ka ba? Boy: Bakit? Girl: Ang sarap mo kasing IBALA...

What makes life confusing is when you can't determine if things are signs for you to give up or just tests to see if you can hold on for...

Parte ng buhay ang pagiging malungkot, pero gagawin mo dapat ang lahat ng makakaya mo para maiwasan ito. Napakasandali lang ng oras para lu...

Dear Girls, Di lahat ng lalake pare-pareho. Pinaiyak ka man ng una, pinaluha ng pangalawa at yung pangatlo ay pinagmukha kang tanga. May ...

Asiong : Aken ang lupang ito! Vice : Sayo na ! Asiong: Ako ang hari ng tondo! Vice: Bakit may papeles ka?! Asiong: May gatas ka pa sa lab...

Jesus is the author of life. He is the reason why certain things were allowed to happen. He holds destiny. He knows when. He knows why. He ...

A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1| They want to be you. 2| They hate themselves. 3| They see you as a threat.

1. Black Hawk Down - Ibong maitim sa ibaba 2. Dead Man’s Chest – dodo ng patay 3. I Know What You Did Last Summer – uyy… Aminin! 4. Love, Ac...

Little Boy - Will you marry me?! Little Girl - But.. We are too young to marry.. Little Boy - Yeah!! I know, I'm just making sure that ...

Aanhin mo ang PAG-IBIG NA WAGAS . . . . . . Kung pag nagsama na kayo WALA KAYONG PAMBILI NG BIGAS.

HI ! AKO NGA PALA SI 'MATA' .. . . . MATA-GAL KA NG MINAMAHAL ! YUN YUN EH !

IKAW BA SI "PAOLA" ?? . . . KASI PAOLA-GI KITANG NAIISIP !

HI ! AKO NGA PALA SI "DENNIS" .. . . . ANG iDENNIS-TINY PARA SAYO !

IKAW BA SI "AIKO" ?? . . . ANG TAONG "AIKO" MAWALA SA BUHAY KO !

Hey busy . . . . d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Gf: Buntis ako! Anung gagawin natin? Problema ‘to… Bf: (di kumibo) Gf: Ano? Kala ko ba mahal mo ko? Bf: (di pa din kumikibo) Gf: Pananag...

NAZARENO KA BA ?? . . . HANDA KASI AKONG MASAKTAN MAHIPUAN LANG KITA !

TOP 5 SONGS OF 2012: 5. RUNAWAY by Ramona Revilla 4. NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO by Leila De Lima 3. SO SICK by Gloria Macapagal Arroyo 2. PAALAM...

A simple cute short story: Today, my boyfriend came over and met my parents. Then he left, and my Dad told me that my boyfriend loved me. I ...

Since we have already the "It's more Fun in the Philippines" as Tourism slogan, maybe we can also have some of these Philippin...

Boy: Hi Miss, tubig ka ba? Girl: Tao ako, tanga ka ba? Hindi ba halata? Kakausapin mo ba ko kung tubig ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sayo e....

Hi ako nga pala si SARAH, . . . . ang saSARAHdo sa pagiging single mo. ♥

GF: Babe. Ano gawa mo ? BF: Wala naman. Ito pagod at inaantok na , ikaw babe? . . . . . . . . . . . GF: Ito nasa club. Pinagma...

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

A guy out there was meant to be the love of you life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll brush...

You don't actually need labels in relationships, what you need is consistency. You just need to know that they're not going to wake ...

It's really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always have. To treat someone as ordinary when in fact he's very special. To ke...

In life we do things. Some we wish we had never done. Some we wish we could replay a million times in our heads. But they all make us who we...

Sometimes I wish he'd be like my dad. Always scared to lose me even though he knows I belong to him from the start.

Loyal and honest boys are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately the earth has no corners.